This is pretty awesome, not perfect but awesome. At first I didnt actually beleive you could have used dreamweaver to make this site, but then I realised you must have done.
To all those assholes out there insulting his work, your just making yourselves look stupid. This guy is so skilled from dreamweaver, he managed to cleverly shrink the size of this line of text found at the bottom of the page.
"Design downloaded from FreeWebTemplates.com
Free web design, web templates, web layouts, and website resources!"
to a size thats unreadable on normal pages. So before you insult his work, think to yourself "wait a minute, this isnt actually his own work"
Site does look good though you've managed to conquer the "4 year old painting with ****" look, and port it to the internet. I beleive you have complete a niche market. Also, the site would serve as a "consolation" for people who have gone blind, as their relatives can say "thank **** your blind so you dont have to look at this"