Passed ma driving test :D

[elohelMeight]

I bought my car and had several lessons.. i drove two hours every day for four month... had sundays off.. you work the driving experience out

Can i just ask how on earth it took you that long to 'pick it up'?

I've had 2 lessons so far, but i have previous knowledge of driving, dont really need any more lessons, but going to do another 2 anyways just to be safe.

 

[MentaL]

Can i just ask how on earth it took you that long to 'pick it up'?

I've had 2 lessons so far, but i have previous knowledge of driving, dont really need any more lessons, but going to do another 2 anyways just to be safe.

Pick it up?? Why rush into something at the end of the day that can get you or someone killed... now i am a very experienced driver... i put myself in situations that people who only had lessons and passed and went out on their own would **** them selves... thats the difference..

 

[elohelMeight]

Ive only been driving cars / vans for about 2-2 and a half months (Not legally obviously but only in safe areas where others dont drive). And i know in myself that i am a good / safe enough driver to be on the roads... even though i have had a lot of expirience with golf buggies, but thats more like driving and automatic at a much lower speed of course.

 

[Atomicide]

Ive only been driving cars / vans for about 2-2 and a half months (Not legally obviously but only in safe areas where others dont drive). And i know in myself that i am a good / safe enough driver to be on the roads... even though i have had a lot of expirience with golf buggies, but thats more like driving and automatic at a much lower speed of course.

If your as much of a penis behind the wheel as your are in almost every other aspect of your life, I doubt you will ever pass, but if you do manage to scrape through, id be willing to back you as the first person on here to be charged with "causing death by dangerous driving"

I mean captain fantastic who somehow managed to get insured on a 1.9 vectra only weeks after passing his test has already managed to reverse into a ****ing huge object, and he has a mental capacity that allows him to ma coherrent posts.

The simple fact your already driving illegally shows just how much of a danger you are to others.

 

[Pyraine]

Ive only been driving cars / vans for about 2-2 and a half months (Not legally obviously but only in safe areas where others dont drive). And i know in myself that i am a good / safe enough driver to be on the roads... even though i have had a lot of expirience with golf buggies, but thats more like driving and automatic at a much lower speed of course.

Riiight, so let's get this straight, after just 2 lessons you've learnt every single maneuver and every single observation to the extent you're confident to do your test after another 2 lessons? **** off, retard.

 

[Atomicide]

Riiight, so let's get this straight, after just 2 lessons you've learnt every single maneuver and every single observation to the extent you're confident to do your test after another 2 lessons? **** off, retard.

Bet he doesnt even know which shoulder your supposed to look over before you pull off. He'll probably come on here today and say he passed, and that he was so good he won a free car, and lifetime insurance for only £50 becuase he will never ever crash.

 

[Ash]

lol atom :P

Im going to have a minimum of 6 lessons i think, and ill see how i do. Thats if each lesson is 2 hours ^^

 

[Skyline]

Ive only been driving cars / vans for about 2-2 and a half months (Not legally obviously but only in safe areas where others dont drive). And i know in myself that i am a good / safe enough driver to be on the roads... even though i have had a lot of expirience with golf buggies, but thats more like driving and automatic at a much lower speed of course.

Be serious here. Theres more to driving than been able to control the car. Have lessons, proper lessons, with proper instructors... you will see theres more to it.

On your test you dont drive vans or golf buggies where there are no other drivers.

My mate passed within 2 months of turning 17, he's wrote off 4 cars within a 4 month time scale... and thats not a lie.

it took me about 8-9 months to pass, ive not had one single crash, not been stopped once, not got any points, no fines... nothing.... you do the maths, its a simple one.

 

[Atomicide]

you do the maths, its a simple one.

That'll probably be a problem for him

 

[MentaL]

Someone start a LOMCN safe driver cliq.. ill join

 

[elohelMeight]

I've been driving for a while now, i didn't say i know everything, which is why i will take a couple of lessons. I know the basics from riding a ped for over a year and i have learnt a lot more than the basics since. When i said drive allegaly, i mean that i have been driving in my dads car for practice, as he used to be an instructor, but i only do this in remote areas of course.

I know your mates might right off cars like theres no tommorow but im not going to do so, as im not an idiotic driver. I know how to keep safe on the roads as it is a lot more dangerous to ride a ped than a car imo.

Hmm, not getting a free car at all
Going to buy my mate from works old car for £200. Little 1 litre nova, gonna use this for a year or maybe even 2, just going to make sure i have atleast 1 years no claims before upgrading to a bigger engine. My aunts boyfriend is also a mechanic and races cars quite often, one event he races in is novas only, so he keeps parts of the cars that stay in good condition, so he has offered me some parts and fittings for a reasonable price

I must admit that the part i am more concerned about is the theory. Even though you learn basics on your cbt i am still learning more now (Have been for around 2months). I have a theory test program for the pc, average at around 90% at the moment, but i do believe its 80% to pass theory?

 

[Pyraine]

You don't learn anything theory-wise on your cbt. So don't talk daft.

And being an owner of a moped, which *wow* is more dangerous, I can safely say, from having 14 driving lessons, that moped observations are one whole different ball game, completely.

The maneuvers in a car, now yeah, you might have driven a couple of times over the period of two months with your daddy, but I'm willing to bet it'll take you more than another two months to grasp all the maneuvers you haven't covered while blending them in with observations, like, you tell me how to complete a turn in the road, point by point. I bet you'll get it wrong.

Seriously, stop trying to impress people with your arrogant bull****. You couldn't impress people on a forum where the people liked you, never mind here.

 

[elohelMeight]

Im not trying to impress anybody, couldnt care less what people on here, or any other place on the internet, think of me. And if you have taken a cbt, you should have been sat down and talked throught the basics and safety and road signs / awareness.

 

[Pyraine]

About 5 things from your CBT will come up in your theory.

 

[Skyline]

Im sorry, but driving a moped is not more dangerous than driving a car.

 

[Stonehelm]

I know how to keep safe on the roads as it is a lot more dangerous to ride a ped than a car imo.

I think your missing the point, no one will give a **** in you wrap your car around a tree and kill yourself, people are worried about idiotic drivers because they endanger others which you dont on a ped.

 

[Pyraine]

Mopeds are way more dangerous than cars. You slip on ice in a car at 40, you spin a bit, your heart skips a beat, your car stalls. You get back in gear and drive off going a bit slower than usual.

On a ped, you slip on ice at 40, bye bye life.

 

[Skyline]

Mopeds are way more dangerous than cars. You slip on ice in a car at 40, you spin a bit, your heart skips a beat, your car stalls. You get back in gear and drive off going a bit slower than usual.

On a ped, you slip on ice at 40, bye bye life.

If you stall on ice, your car still slides... putting your self, and pederstrians in danger.

You slip on a moped, you slide, you fall off, your bike could, hit someone, but it wont be half as dangerious as a car hitting you.

To drive silly in a car, is alot more dnagerous than to drive sily on a moped, afterall cars have WAY more power than a moped, even in a 1l nova

 

[elohelMeight]

I think your missing the point, no one will give a **** in you wrap your car around a tree and kill yourself, people are worried about idiotic drivers because they endanger others which you dont on a ped.

See this is completely false. I have (Not on purpose) put lots of other peoples life at risk, when riding on the white lines and you get the idiotic pedestrians who think they will cross between 2 cars even though there is a crossing 2 minutes up the road then it is very dangerous for both the rider and the pedstrian.

To be honest, both are as dangerous to pedestrians as each other, the only way to make them not so dangerous is to drive sensibly.

 

[Atomicide]

I've been driving for a while now, i didn't say i know everything, which is why i will take a couple of lessons. I know the basics from riding a ped for over a year and i have learnt a lot more than the basics since. When i said drive allegaly, i mean that i have been driving in my dads car for practice, as he used to be an instructor, but i only do this in remote areas of course.

I know your mates might right off cars like theres no tommorow but im not going to do so, as im not an idiotic driver. I know how to keep safe on the roads as it is a lot more dangerous to ride a ped than a car imo.

Hmm, not getting a free car at all
Going to buy my mate from works old car for £200. Little 1 litre nova, gonna use this for a year or maybe even 2, just going to make sure i have atleast 1 years no claims before upgrading to a bigger engine. My aunts boyfriend is also a mechanic and races cars quite often, one event he races in is novas only, so he keeps parts of the cars that stay in good condition, so he has offered me some parts and fittings for a reasonable price

I must admit that the part i am more concerned about is the theory. Even though you learn basics on your cbt i am still learning more now (Have been for around 2months). I have a theory test program for the pc, average at around 90% at the moment, but i do believe its 80% to pass theory?

Things are all awesome in "the yard" or as its now being renamed "Conveniantly FakeTown" Lets explore and uncover the real truths.

Your dad just happens to be a driving instructor, but you neglected to tell us this until now. If he's a driving instructor and your driving legally, and as well as you bull****/claim to be, then WHY are you in remote area's only and not in actual ****ing traffic where your test will take place. The simple fact is, just because your dad molested someone in a car, that doesnt make him a driving instructor, as thats not actually what they are supposed to do.

Your "friend from works" car for sale just happens to be a nova which your uncle can supply with parts because he happens to be in some kind of nova racing club. What that probably means is he speeds like a prick and steals nova parts from other cars.

You claim not to be an idiotic driver, but its 100% obvious you were previously claiming to have been driving cars and vans illegally, im sure even you cant deny it with your bull**** when i point out this sentence which was what YOU personally said in a previous post:

(Not legally obviously but only in safe areas where others dont drive).

Driving illegally wether its in your dads car or not, is still illegal. Driving illegally wether your dad used to be a perv... i mean driving instructor is still illegal. These two additional facts change the square root of **** all. Idiot.

Well thats the end of that, despite desperately trying to recover, you basically managed to say the same thing as before, but spun the story (bull****) differently.