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  1. Robert

    For your own good

    im not being funny but if your a rapist and slipped your **** in a woman to feel a condom there..your blatently just going to rip the condom out of her and go home and cut it off. hope this never makes it to the dragons den as i wont be investing.
  2. Robert

    b7 this guy kthx

    I dont think ASKING for cheats is a bannable offence. POSTING a cheat is a different matter. As for AgentSmith grow up. The picture isnt even funny if that was what you were going for.. http://www.lomcn.co.uk/gallery/image.php?img=Member%20Pics/AgentSmith.jpg let us be reminded that we are...
  3. Robert

    Im not British im....

    It was hardly egotistical, i dont see his ego benefiting anything from it. Atom actually makes a valid point, if they are that quick to say im not British im scottish then sure good for them..but do something about it!
  4. Robert

    Cv Help!

    ja your on my msn from agges ago but offline so i presume ive been blocked :( [email protected]
  5. Robert

    Cv Help!

    Sooo im off to uni next september but my mom and dad have it in their heads that i need a 'job' until then. However trying to write my cv ive realised i have no bloody idea what to write! Anyone have any good sites for templates which are relevant? Any help muchos appreciated
  6. Robert

    what is it with news reporters and ****?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LdKIHxTMNDs their the ****
  7. Robert

    Last person to reply WINS!

    Farhpit Us Brothers Dont Win. These vanilla people wont let it happen If ya get me my brother from another mother?
  8. Robert

    November Tesk Dops

    Mine
  9. Robert

    The fatties on channel five

    lol made me laugh watching it yesterday. I dont know why but i always feel more sorry obese guys then women. They generally seem more inclined to lose weight and make a go of it. Top program though for some comic factor.
  10. Robert

    Last person to reply WINS!

    Im a sex and we all know it even farphit am i right?
  11. Robert

    Training Program

    lols hammy..i had a girl once who thought it would be 'erotic' to fill her hot tub up with chocolate milkshake whilst we bathed, i literally put on a stone just dunking my head under.
  12. Robert

    I just Received a FREE Apple MacBook! LAPTOP

    haha i came so close to believing you!
  13. Robert

    Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan

    Re: Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan This is my natalia [Gets off with her] She is my sister She number 4 prostitute in khazakstan The moment i saw that in the trailer i loved it and after watching the film its my favourite part.
  14. Robert

    Training Program

    Topless and shortless is obligitory! Thanks atom a lot of what youve said makes sense at first im going to stick to a healthier diet and running, when ive managed to shift the excess im going to tone up as per your adivse..thanks guys.
  15. Robert

    Training Program

    This is what peer pressure does to you! and really its a bit of a challenge for me..as i really need some get up and go!
  16. Robert

    Training Program

    Good thinking! Is it wrong to have the weekends off of the excercise? I mean 5 days a week and cutting down on the food i should notice a difference shouldnt i?
  17. Robert

    Training Program

    ok so ill stick to pure orange juice and water.. i presume toast is okay for breakfast then does it matter what i constitute as a meal as long as i dont eat in between them?
  18. Robert

    Training Program

    ok one myth all i drink is orange squash obviously the diluted stuff will this really effect my weight that much? its all i drink! . That's pretty much my routine, although i swap around the odd day here or there.
  19. Robert

    Training Program

    awesome ferrit, ive started curling 100 repititions with breakdowns of 5 sets of 20.. any help is appreciated and i dont see 100 press ups a night a problem to acheive..thanks :) as for the food, i well dont eat a lot anyway so i dont understand it!
  20. Robert

    Training Program

    Optimumly to loose weight, well the excess cuddly bits anyway. I understand that an hour of cardior vascular a day will put me on the way to that, but id also like to give my body more shape in the form of weights. My diet obviously needs to change but with so many ot there its hard to know...