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The LightBringer Special
Toast
Gerkins
Crisps (Ready Salted)
Sliced Chicken
Cheese
Toast
Jalapenos
Crisps (Salt and Vinegar)
Ham
Cheese
Toast
How I am not 300st I do not know.
Sandwiches 🥪
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Toast
Gerkins
Crisps (Ready Salted)
Sliced Chicken
Cheese
Toast
Jalapenos
Crisps (Salt and Vinegar)
Ham
Cheese
Toast
How I am not 300st I do not know.
You ******* disgust me.
Who's ever had a tomato ketchup sandwich?.. now sometimes i'd spice this up as a kid, and use a soft role. poke a hole in it.. and make a tomato ketchup breadroll doughnut
Ultimate laziness, a college special.
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BLT with brown sauce all the way altho has to be turkey bacon can't stand 
& I wouldnt really class it as a sandwich but a cheese and onion toasty with salad cream on the side and a nice milky tea is defo up there in the top 5 for me.
& I wouldnt really class it as a sandwich but a cheese and onion toasty with salad cream on the side and a nice milky tea is defo up there in the top 5 for me. That sounds like a top knotch bit of grub altho again I would substitute the ham for turkey ham
I'm actually going to try this lol, what type of bread we talking?
Also, fish finger sandwich on some sourdough with fresh lettuce and tartar sauce would be my #1
BLT with brown sauce all the way altho has to be turkey bacon can't stand
That sounds like a top knotch bit of grub altho again I would substitute the ham for turkey ham
Brown sauce on BLT - you disgust me
Turkey bacon ITS NOT BACON!!!!!!! - you disgust me.
Milky tea - you disgust me and i don't even drink Tea.
Summary.
Rethink your life choices
WHAT the **** is turkey bacon? if its not from a pig, it aint bacon... sorryBLT with brown sauce all the way altho has to be turkey bacon can't stand
thats like saying i had vegan sausages.... if its vegan... it aint a sausage
Why does your list make me want to craft an ultimate sandwich! Man I’m hungry now! Your post reminds me of the old jacobs tichmarsh adverts customising crackers..
Bacon is bacon.. even Mc Dondalds don't treat bacon like they do chicken nuggets.. smoshing up loads of shitty turkey offcuts, and shaping it like Bacon is an absolute disgrace, and i think its a bigger issue than if we let Valk back on this forums.
Obituary 2023: Bacon being real bacon - the time is coming guys
Obituary 2023: Bacon being real bacon - the time is coming guys
I feel like we all need to post our creations later on, after reading this post I'm craving a masterpiece sarrrnyyy
Just gonna throw it out there...WHAT the **** is turkey bacon? if its not from a pig, it aint bacon... sorry
thats like saying i had vegan sausages.... if its vegan... it aint a sausage
Burger place near me which is Halal. They only do Turkey Bacon on their burgers. I was sceptical at first but went for it... Was actually quite good.
Not bacon good, but still tasty enough to not offend me.
My point being... Turkey Bacon is a decent replacement but will never be as good as proper bacon and should only be used if nothing else is available.
My uncle once told me the following and you should live by it:
"Don't knock it till you try it"
Turns out I don't like giving him handjobs.
It's weird because the crunchiness reminds me of crisp sandwiches but it's got a sweet taste to it.
