The Top Six Reasons Computers Are Female

[Gigabit]

1. As soon as you have one, a better one is just around the corner.
2. No one but the creator understands the internal logic.
3. Even your smallest mistakes are immediately committed to memory for future reference.
4. The native language used to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.
5. The message "Bad Command or File Name" is about as informative as "If you don't know why I'm mad at you, then I'm certainly not going to tell you".
6. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half of your paycheck on accessories for it!

 

[Gezza]

7. The system breaks down at least once a month - or more often...
8. You're spending 70% of your time trying to understand how it works.
9. Anyway... you have to admit the fact once you've had one you wouldn't like to live without it.
10. A better model is just around the corner.
11.The best part of having one is the games you can play.
12. In order to get their attention you have to turn them on.

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[kash12]

Haha, that's quite good.

 

[JealY]

Reading these, my first and only thought and action is to contradict them.


I need a life.