Damn, i so wish i was Irish so i could drink all day, fail at everything i attempt and die before i get to 40 from liver damage

gutted here...
Your a moron, thats not even what the Irish do, I copme from norther Ireland and regularly look over the border.
Everyone knows the Irish spen all day chasing Leprechauns around Rainbows, then at night, the Leprechauns steal and repair everyone's shoes becuase they are worn out from all the running.
The Rest of Ireland are all in the I.R.A and run around making bomb threats and stuff.
People from N.I either claim benefits fro the government and live off them, or run a business thats involved in some sort of tax scam. The rest are farmers or from Poland.
Everyone from Scotland lives in a cave on a hill somewhere and plots to attack newcastle and places like that. They all eat haggis to get strong, and they throw those wooden logs in practice for the attack on Newcastle.
The Welsh sit and discuss their latest sport losses, they also mine for pot noodles. The Welsh commonly think they can somehow animate the dragon on their flag and make it attack England.
The English spend their entire time taking part in 24 hour drinking, if someone did invade England, they would win the war in around 22 minutes. The problem is, when the realise they now own a drunken country thats wading around knee deep in its own vomit, they decide its probably best they don't claim ownership and leave.
France Surrenders are the first sign of anything, including Seagulls.
Germany is going to be responisble for every world war.
Japan all like Hentai
All chinese people eat Dog
All koreans say "kekekek" and play startcraft