If you were trapped on Turtle Island with 3 players....

Doug

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Destro2/ taylorsw1ft - this bloke cracks me up on a hourly basis

Captain caveman - he's used to living in the desert, obviously gonna be handy

EDD - someone that will be guaranteed to die before me so you know when your own deathclock starts ticking
 

d1craig

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id go solo and practice making my right (i normally use the left) arm bigger until a ship came to get me.
 

HarryH

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People say you go crazy on an island so Id take good company;

zeuss
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bfc
 

Koriban

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Obviously I'd take my fellow scientists, Sylphrena and Orca.

But sadly I already know our outcome.

Sylph sacrifices himself to the turtles to save the lab coat. Orca takes charge and wears the lab coat, but the lab coat proves too much for him and kills him.

Saddened with my losses, I furiously masturbate myself to death wearing the now blood-soaked lab coat

:distant:
 

ILovePie:D

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People say you go crazy on an island so Id take good company;

zeuss
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[video=youtube_share;sFW-yxe13lo]http://youtu.be/sFW-yxe13lo[/video]

You're crazy man. I like you, but you're crazy.
 

Silencer

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Obviously I'd take my fellow scientists, Sylphrena and Orca.

But sadly I already know our outcome.

Sylph sacrifices himself to the turtles to save the lab coat. Orca takes charge and wears the lab coat, but the lab coat proves too much for him and kills him.

Saddened with my losses, I furiously masturbate myself to death wearing the now blood-soaked lab coat

:distant:

I mean, that's pretty much spot on.

That's how it plays out in my fantasies every night anyway xx
 

peterpan

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rather have
a dvd player with a stack of discs
a hamster powered pc
and ak47

If it's got to be people
taylor swift is way too girly be one of the princess types and throw a tantrum if she couldnt have matching shoes
lets have
1 female porn star of your choice
someone who can sing
and a high level warrior to hide behind not jeras cos he's angry and bad tempered all the time(unless he could pay to arrange rescue)
 
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Leg

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It's never day time on that island and there is no shop to buy a new torch. Those girls evilwoman is taking are in serious trouble
 

Leg

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Only that the island is bugged it's not a cave it should have a day time. Nothing else what so ever? I wouldn't dare
 

CantTouchThis

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As far as i know, evilwoman has never made any advances on any of the ladies of mir. Ever.
 

joking

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I just thought Jel... if they SOUND like boars... what are the chances of them tasting like gammon?
 

CantTouchThis

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My god, you're a genius! **** taking three people i'll just take you. Expertly cooked hammon for breakfast, lunch and dinner!