- Jul 4, 2003
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My first annual christmas speech, because I can. However before getting things underway, I must say that Ive got some awesome slippers shaped like bear claws, which are ****ing brilliant.
Anyway, here's my run of information on the year ahead.
1. It will rain next year, some people will claim this is because of global warming, other people will realise its not. Global warming will continue at a rate equal to that of inflation, and if you multiply the numbers together and factor in 3'rd world debt, the total comes to "RAPE"
2. Birdflu will have 100x the impact it had this year, and 100 x 0still equals 0. Birdflu is a scam, anyone that dies from it is just a ****ing moron.
3. The following people should have choked on their christmas turkeys:
Hated1
Dizon
Bestbet
"Hellcaster" who just added me to MSN for no reason.
4. The following people have been given my ultimate Raptor Jesus blessing for the year ahead:
Ipixel
Dataforce
Blaminator
Sawell
Pyraine
Pebble
Jealy
Eskimo
Stonehelm
Urbanfox
Soul
The "shoop da whoop" mouth
5. 2007 will contain one or more of the following elements:
Flaming
MORE FLAMING
Flaming with laz0rs
The unleashing of the classic Team:Atomic
207% more cancer jokes
6. The following MMORPG releases will do well:
Vangaurd: saga of heroes
The Chronicles of Spellborn
7. The following MMORPG releases will be below par
WoW: Burning Crusade
Auto Assault (will be cancelled - god rest its awesome soul)
Lord of the Rings online (Because turbine entertainment are the only company in the world with a process that can turn solid gold, into a block of ****)
8. Pokémon will make a comback
9. The Final Fantasy Series will take a bizzare twist.
10. The Apoloclyse will be projected to happen at least once this year, however it wont actually happen.
Merry Christmas to all (except those on my choke list)
Anyway, here's my run of information on the year ahead.
1. It will rain next year, some people will claim this is because of global warming, other people will realise its not. Global warming will continue at a rate equal to that of inflation, and if you multiply the numbers together and factor in 3'rd world debt, the total comes to "RAPE"
2. Birdflu will have 100x the impact it had this year, and 100 x 0still equals 0. Birdflu is a scam, anyone that dies from it is just a ****ing moron.
3. The following people should have choked on their christmas turkeys:
Hated1
Dizon
Bestbet
"Hellcaster" who just added me to MSN for no reason.
4. The following people have been given my ultimate Raptor Jesus blessing for the year ahead:
Ipixel
Dataforce
Blaminator
Sawell
Pyraine
Pebble
Jealy
Eskimo
Stonehelm
Urbanfox
Soul
The "shoop da whoop" mouth
5. 2007 will contain one or more of the following elements:
Flaming
MORE FLAMING
Flaming with laz0rs
The unleashing of the classic Team:Atomic
207% more cancer jokes
6. The following MMORPG releases will do well:
Vangaurd: saga of heroes
The Chronicles of Spellborn
7. The following MMORPG releases will be below par
WoW: Burning Crusade
Auto Assault (will be cancelled - god rest its awesome soul)
Lord of the Rings online (Because turbine entertainment are the only company in the world with a process that can turn solid gold, into a block of ****)
8. Pokémon will make a comback
9. The Final Fantasy Series will take a bizzare twist.
10. The Apoloclyse will be projected to happen at least once this year, however it wont actually happen.
Merry Christmas to all (except those on my choke list)
