Bored tbh
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Lomcn Meet @ Alton Towers
Attendies:
Tai
Colonel
Mental
Zideo
Kane
BestBet
2f2f
HeavenSent
Xander
Atomicide
Ipixel
Every1 Arives Safely with the exception of 2f2f who manages to crash Once again whilst driving under the infulence
of not only drink, but 4900 Oz's of Coke to boot.
(2f2f Dies)
Once on the carpark Every1 Meets up and Atom Instantly Brings out the Knifes! to which KaNe Replys with a Shotgun to the face
(Atom Dies and KaNe Contracts Aids due to Atoms Blood Splatting Back at him)
The Rest Continue to the monorail...
At the Monorail Ipixel Decides to shout to the driver "IPwnuIRLTBHWOFFLEHAHANUB!" and gets left behind.
(Ipixel is now stuck with only the carpark and the monorail Cue for entertainment)
Finaly the Monorail Ends and u can feel the excitment mount as Xander Runs to Get in!, he pushes past Mental Who Replies
to the push with a "Mawershehehshisshis Geri" to the face!
(Xander has a black eye and Mental is escorted off the premisis By secutrity)
Every1 gets in fine with the exception of Tai who figured it was clever to pick an argument with the Women in the pay booth,
he reconed she was putting his money in the cash register wrong and is now holding up the cue.
(Every1 With the exception of 2f2f, Atom, Kane, IPixel, Mental & Tai enter the park without any problems...)
Zideo runs for the Fun Slides! Once there he is told he cannot ride due to the size of his ears, one bloke even offerd him a job
at the disney shop...
the 1st thing Bestbet did when he got in was instantly raid the locker room for anything of value, Wallets, Purses, Even sum dudes
spare pair of socks! he tried his luck with an old ladies hangbag but didnt realise the poor women was looking at him at the time.
(Bestbet is beaten to a pulp by the old lady)
The Few that remain, Xander, Zideo, HeavenSent And colonel all meet up for Lunch. no1 can decide where to eat so Colonel steps up
and chooses KFC(suprise Suprise) They all enjoy a Big Lunch and head off, all bar colonel that is who is still devouring the entire
contents of the restaurant!
Xander(and his Black eye) Zideo and heavensent stroll off to the next ride, OBLIVION is the onethey all run towards, Once in the que,
Zideo is once again told he cannot ride due to the overwealming size of his ears!
(Zideo, in desperation, Cuts of his ears using a plastic spoon he found lying about)
Xander and Heavensent exit the ride to find Zideo curled up into a ball holding nothing but half an ear and a plastic spoon coverd in blood,
(An Ambulence is called)
Heavensent see's a sign stateing that all people who do not exit the park by 3pm will be launched into space using a very large rubber band and
a twig!
(Heavensent, who seems to belive anything they are told leaves rather sharpeshly)
So Only Xander left.. He thinks to himself, "**** it, ive had enough" returns to the pay booth to still see Tai arguing with the women behind the desk
Xander shrugs it off and boards the monorail back to the carpark, once off he see's Ipixel who calls him a Noob and they return to the car...
... the car how ever has changed, what used to be a perfectly normal saxo how now been turned into a puke green, VTS Replicated badboy Pimp mobile with 30INCH
Chrome Wheels and a Black dude called Xhibit in the front seat! Xander cant belive his luck, he paces round the car astonished by what he sees... As he gets to
the last corner, horror sets in!
NOOOOOOOOOOO he shouts!
Ipixel replies with a fit of laughter!
Xanders Saxo has been Clamped, he cant afford the fine to remove it! Xander and Ipixel Start the long walk home. it took them about 3 days in total i think to get back safely,
and to this very day, Tai is still argueing with the Lady behind the desk.
Mental was released later that evening after Security got bored of his myspace-esque poses for thier camera and cudnt be botherd recording his details
Zideo was released from hospital with new ears, Still as large as his old ones unfortunaly, this boy is doomed.
Bestbet was taken hostage by the old lady, who turned out to be a Guerrella from sum jungle country and he is now tortured everynight by having his feet cut!
THE END!!
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