Funny drunken stories!

[2fast2furious]

mine has to be from a cpl years back wen there was 4 of us at my m8s lass's house, me n my m8 went to get more drink from the shop and we gets the drink and goes back into what we thought was the other lads's lass's house, we took wa trainers off an sat on couch watchin tele for a cpl mins then see the rest of them outside shouting at us through the window we then realised we were in the rong house lmao, sitting in some randoms house waching there tele, they must of been upstairs or sumthing they didnt come down lmao luckily we legged it after that haha.

 

[Prai]

I got in my car and crashed it. Was funny as hell.
Now i need 02 to get car insurance becuase they do good deals.

 

[2fast2furious]

Them comments getting pretty old now Prai

 

[Prai]

Im getting you back for making my insurance so high.
Selfish Person....

 

[elohelMeight]

That comment was brand new Prai, nice.

I have a different drunken story every week =/

 

[Colonel]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/gloucestershire/7302548.stm

funny story.

 

[Sanity]

Smoking weed for about 1hour just before the party started, started drinking vodka stright at 8pm, knocked my self out at 8:15, had drank 75cl in 15mins, was my best time at the age of 15 and i can't beat it til this day .

But i missed the party .

 

[Geordiehc]

Once i was watching cornoation street and accidentaly poured myself half a glass of baileys! After sipping down the whole glass i stood up and fell back down!!


How we laughed.

 

[elohelMeight]

In France, me and a mate got 2 bottles of tequila on the way over, once there, 2nd night, we decided to take the 2 bottles out, got every foreigner drunk on about half a bottle leaving them sick and having to carry them home, we drunk the other 1 and a half bottles between the 2 of us, we were rather drunk. Went to see some of our other mates who were fishing, I sat on 1 of their fishing boxes, fell off backwards and straight asleep.

Woke up in the morning, looked to my right, there was my mate just woken up at 3 pm in nothing but his boxers on a sunbed, as was I. After we got up, we went straight to the swimming pool which seemed freezing even though the sun was blazing.

Those were the days, could never drink that much now.

 

[Prai]

Being drunk at my mates going away party, Drunk 1 1/5 litres of vodka and was paraletic for 4hours +

But it wasent funny.

 

[MoaningMurtle]

Not really had any funny stories, tho I have got really pissed on whiskey and remember waking up in a shed in a puddle of sick.

 

[Colonel]

similar to elohel, on holiday spain, 2nd day out of 3weeks, went to a mates caravan with some stella id taken with me, drunk 8 cans between 10-midnight went into the club met up with this rep so i was buying half price drinks spent 20-30 euros. no memory after 2:30am next memory was walking back to my caravan at 7:30am crashing out on the sun lounger for few hours b4 going to bed.

 

[elohelMeight]

Not really had any funny stories, tho I have got really pissed on whiskey and remember waking up in a shed in a puddle of sick.

Funny? Vile!

 

[DarkXXX]

Smoking weed for about 1hour just before the party started, started drinking vodka stright at 8pm, knocked my self out at 8:15, had drank 75cl in 15mins, was my best time at the age of 15 and i can't beat it til this day .

But i missed the party .

Guessing that wasn't that long ago then? if not, then damn your idea of a good night out sucks!

Mine is more of a morning after story than a drunken story:

Basically, my mate has a hot tub in his backyard, so loads of us went round for a hot tub party. Due to the amount of people in it, most of the water ended up on the floor outside. The next morning when we'd all cleared out, and my mate had be cleaning for hours making everything spotless so that his parents wouldn't know, they arrived back and noticed the hot tub was half empty.

My mate's excuse was that he'd been splashing around haha! I thought it was class.

 

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[elohelMeight]

Yeah, my life is pretty much a funny drunken time.

 

[steve]

I got in my car and crashed it. Was funny as hell.
Now i need 02 to get car insurance becuase they do good deals.

that was class ell done prai

 

[Vannaroth]

!!!BREAKING NEWS!!!

Drunken stories are not funny to anybody who wasn't there.​

 

[elohelMeight]

Neither are you, please gtfo, if you dont find it funny or interesting, dont post here, simple really.

 

[bestbet]

Went party; mixed weed with alcohol, woke up hospital.

fun?