Funny drunken stories!

[Vannaroth]

Neither are you, please gtfo, if you dont find it funny or interesting, dont post here, simple really.

Yeah because everyone would absolutely love to hear more of your tales. Drunk foreigners? Swimming pools that seem freezing, even though the sun was blazing? Fuc‪king amazing stories, mate. As in, it's amazing you and your dickhead friends didn't beat up the guy for being foreign - you racist idiot.

 

[elohelMeight]

Went party; mixed weed with alcohol, woke up hospital.

fun?

I've done that, yacked everywhere lol. Where as you dont with other drugs.

@Vannaroth: No, no. I would never have a fight unless provoked, so wanna meet?

 

[Prai]

I once got soooooooo drunk i fell over. Omg it was hilarious I cudent get back up for like 3.7 seconds. Lmao Best day ever. EVER!!!!

 

[elohelMeight]

I once got drunk, I felt drunk, I like being drunk, I may get drunk again.

 

[XxPrestonBabexX]

lol Prai that first post made me laugh.

However, I believe I'm missing something...speak to me on msn!

ermmm stories...

a few of us crashed a party (was a guy we knew from school) and we put literally half a bottle of fairy liquid in the dish washer and turned it on lmfao. and yes, it did flood. i also put some guys hat in it half way thru the wash.

then we put a banana in the microwave and turned it on.

oh and a not so funny story, was nearly drowning in a swimming pool @ a house party. not clever.

/not pb

 

[elohelMeight]

I would of lent you my foot notPB

 

[bestbet]

I've done that, yacked everywhere lol. Where as you dont with other drugs.

@Vannaroth: No, no. I would never have a fight unless provoked, so wanna meet?

Yer, after that for a week i felt like sh!t and had a massive fcukoff headache. One thing i regret though is not knowing fcuk all what happened that night lol.

I guess thats what i get. I thought i was untouchable and drunk too much, too quick. Plus tops it off with some pulls of weed. LOL

 

[elohelMeight]

I can drink all night, never been sick when only drinking, but I cant handle weed at all, thought id be clever and have a few pulls, mistake =/

 

[Vannaroth]

I've done that, yacked everywhere lol. Where as you dont with other drugs.

@Vannaroth: No, no. I would never have a fight unless provoked, so wanna meet?

Only if I can bring the rest of mah badboi gangstaz with me.

 

[elohelMeight]

If you feel the need.

 

[Vannaroth]

Yeah the thing is we're not really meeting. It was a joke, loser.

 

[elohelMeight]

RUSRZ.

Got my hopes up there, damn.

 

[Geordiehc]

If you feel the need.

why the pic of a member of the american army?

 

[elohelMeight]

American? He is net dawg.

 

[bestbet]

 

[elohelMeight]

Dont you ever speak of Luke in that way!

 

[bestbet]

LOL

 

[elohelMeight]

 

[bestbet]

Lmao, small pussy.

 

[elohelMeight]

He owns your long eyebrowed biatch