I Hate Chavs

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JoeAshton

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well so last night we had like best party ever hell we had top less girls dancing on my table lol we drank 2 bottles of sambuka(SP) bottle of after shock 8 big bottles of blue wkd 2 small bottles of vodka half a big bottle and about 25-30 cans

was all gd fun till a lass had to go shop for lady things an on way back they were getting **** from some chavs **** like were coming to ur party or we will twat ur BF's and **** i mean come on for a start how ****ing hard can u be threatening girls.

then they grab 1 of our m8s we had no idea at the time and draged him off he was brought back by some other lad they had broke his nose so we called ambulance they took 20 mins to get here when we did i asked 1 of them are police coming or am i phoning them again? i got the most sarcastic reply and dirty look u will ever seen

his reply was "use ur common sense" while w8ing for them the ****y ****ers came back try it on again so i was first at door and soon as 1 of the lad seen me h held his hands up and said sorry forgot it was ur nans house like he was begging me not to hit him. as i was closing door 1 of ther others threw a can and broke door window the ran like pussy's

we were all pissed and still never raised a finger hell i had a 12 inch cutting knife i could of pulled on them but cuz am not some ****ed up fagot i would never do that

all that came and went and we parted on in the end was a gd night i have no eyebrows.

and was having make up put on my face but i could not care as i had 3 topless girls doing it lmao :P

will post pics when lass uploads them later :P lol
 

chu22

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I hate you. I hate chavs too... but you more.

You sound well hard, they all ran off because you came to the door, oof toughy.
 

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yeah yeah we all hate chavs, i still say lets pass the law to allow one chav killed everyday. by end of 2020 they'll be out of my town.
 

Snowman

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dam thats alot of chavs fartpit, wher do u live?

p.s i hate chavs too ;) party sounded good lol
 

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tinmymouthpl0x
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hull. theres probably actually alot more than 5000 chavs here actually.
 

JoeAshton

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I hate you. I hate chavs too... but you more.

You sound well hard, they all ran off because you came to the door, oof toughy.

i am hard but all so well respected by most ppl were i live
 

Elijah

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i am hard but all so well respected by most ppl were i live

You sound like a chav yourself rofl.

'i am hard'

Stop bragging about the knife you had that you 'could' of pulled out, or the fact you scared some chavs off.

Grow up =]

/Ash
 

JoeAshton

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unlike u i can stick up for my self and m8s with out weps so rly if i sounded like 1 i would have beaten the **** out of them i would love to see u stand up in front of chavs what u hide when u see them?
 

chu22

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Why would you hide from chavs? most of them are skinny ****s that are all talk, they hunt in packs because if you catch them by themselves they're nothing.

By the way nice one Ash, that's what I was trying to say, you worded it better lol.
 

RedDragonX

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Has 'paki' become the default word for an Asian now?

No, so why say it. Grow up and learn some respect.
 

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tinmymouthpl0x
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redragon, he said paki, not asian. so i think he meant pakis.

since when have asians ever caused any trouble?

lol @ u.
 

bestbet

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well so last night we had like best party ever hell we had top less girls dancing on my table lol we drank 2 bottles of sambuka(SP) bottle of after shock 8 big bottles of blue wkd 2 small bottles of vodka half a big bottle and about 25-30 cans

was all gd fun till a lass had to go shop for lady things an on way back they were getting **** from some chavs **** like were coming to ur party or we will twat ur BF's and **** i mean come on for a start how ****ing hard can u be threatening girls.

then they grab 1 of our m8s we had no idea at the time and draged him off he was brought back by some other lad they had broke his nose so we called ambulance they took 20 mins to get here when we did i asked 1 of them are police coming or am i phoning them again? i got the most sarcastic reply and dirty look u will ever seen

his reply was "use ur common sense" while w8ing for them the ****y ****ers came back try it on again so i was first at door and soon as 1 of the lad seen me h held his hands up and said sorry forgot it was ur nans house like he was begging me not to hit him. as i was closing door 1 of ther others threw a can and broke door window the ran like pussy's

we were all pissed and still never raised a finger hell i had a 12 inch cutting knife i could of pulled on them but cuz am not some ****ed up fagot i would never do that

all that came and went and we parted on in the end was a gd night i have no eyebrows.

and was having make up put on my face but i could not care as i had 3 topless girls doing it lmao :P

will post pics when lass uploads them later :P lol

Stop lying and construct a proper fvcking sentence you silly ****.
 

Wond

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JoeAston said:
we drank 2 bottles of sambuka(SP) bottle of after shock 8 big bottles of blue wkd 2 small bottles of vodka half a big bottle and about 25-30 cans

Get him out.
 

Mackem

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well so last night we had like best party ever hell we had top less girls dancing on my table lol we drank 2 bottles of sambuka(SP) bottle of after shock 8 big bottles of blue wkd 2 small bottles of vodka half a big bottle and about 25-30 cans

was all gd fun till a lass had to go shop for lady things an on way back they were getting **** from some chavs **** like were coming to ur party or we will twat ur BF's and **** i mean come on for a start how ****ing hard can u be threatening girls.

then they grab 1 of our m8s we had no idea at the time and draged him off he was brought back by some other lad they had broke his nose so we called ambulance they took 20 mins to get here when we did i asked 1 of them are police coming or am i phoning them again? i got the most sarcastic reply and dirty look u will ever seen

his reply was "use ur common sense" while w8ing for them the ****y ****ers came back try it on again so i was first at door and soon as 1 of the lad seen me h held his hands up and said sorry forgot it was ur nans house like he was begging me not to hit him. as i was closing door 1 of ther others threw a can and broke door window the ran like pussy's

we were all pissed and still never raised a finger hell i had a 12 inch cutting knife i could of pulled on them but cuz am not some ****ed up fagot i would never do that

all that came and went and we parted on in the end was a gd night i have no eyebrows.

and was having make up put on my face but i could not care as i had 3 topless girls doing it lmao :P

will post pics when lass uploads them later :P lol

Utter Bollox
 

>DMX<

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So you come on LOMCN and share it? **** shall i write down everything that happens on a weekend where i live and look cool? Chump, you're just a victim.