For all you women out there...

[Diversity]

WHY MEN ARE NEVER DEPRESSED:

Men Are Just Happier People-- What do you expect from such simple creatures?

Your last name stays put....

The garage is all yours.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
Chocolate is just another snack.
You can be Prime Minister.
You can never be pregnant.

You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
You can wear NO shirt to a water park.

Car mechanics tell you the truth..
The world is your urinal.
You never have to drive to another petrol station restroom because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.

Same work, more pay.

Wrinkles add character.
Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100.
People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
One mood all the time.
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
You know stuff about tanks.
A five-day holiday requires only one suitcase.
You can open all your own jars.
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.

Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.

Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
You almost never have strap problems in public.
You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
Everything on your face stays its original colour.
The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
You only have to shave your face and neck.

You can play with toys all your life.
One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one colour for all seasons.
You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
You can 'do' your nails with a pocket knife.
You have freedom of choice concerning growing a moustache.

You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.

No wonder men are happier.

 

[Xanan]

women can be prime minister

 

[Geordiehc]

lol looks like its taking from the americans and changed from President to Prime Minister, yet it makes it not work :P

 

[^G0trex]

New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. - NOT TRUE
One mood all the time. - NOT TRUE
You know stuff about tanks. - NOT TRUE
A five-day holiday requires only one suitcase. - NOT TRUE
If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend. - NOT TRUE

Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. - NOT TRUE
You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. - ....
You only have to shave your face and neck. - NOT TRUE

You can 'do' your nails with a pocket knife. - NO THANKS

You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes. - NOT TRUE

When was this written, the 1940's?

 

[Alecs]

Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.

Just lol at this :laugh:

 

[Prai]

In the words on gotrex, not true!

 

[JealY]

I like the fact this guy is called Diversity, when the post is quite sexist.

Fair enough most are true, but it differs from person to person.

For example: I know stuff about tanks and a five-day holiday would only require one suitcase. But that's me.

 

[Diversity]

women can be prime minister

Lol, i can go into great detail about this, but im not as it not worth it well at least on this site any way lol.. but they ent as good as us men :P yet TB/GB = fail...

lol looks like its taking from the americans and changed from President to Prime Minister, yet it makes it not work :P

You work that out your self ?? pat on the back for ya.. moron

When was this written, the 1940's?

If this was written in the 1940's do you serously think it would be written the way it is?? na i dont think so either.. its just a simple copy n paste. I did not make this up my self...

I like the fact this guy is called Diversity, when the post is quite sexist.

Fair enough most are true, but it differs from person to person.

For example: I know stuff about tanks and a five-day holiday would only require one suitcase. But that's me.

Jealy... iv seen many post/replys from you and tbh i dont like you, btw dont think im just "Diversity" from lomcn because i know you from else where.. yet your reply is completey retarded... "The post is sexist.." HAHA omg get a grip in life mate serously.. and also if its that sexist and coursing abuse or problems to people then im sure you know where to take it..

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Apart from the low life immature tax sponging creatures replying above, its simply a copy and paste from LB.com so if you dont like it or dont have any think decent to say, then dont at all simple as that. Fck me LOMCN has changed over the last few years

 

[Xanan]

It's stereotyping, and very mildly sexist. But nothing to cause such an uproar as we're witnessing here.

Stereotyping has always been at the core of many a joke.
I found the list quite amusing, of course they don't all apply to the contemporary man, but men in general over the ages? Then yes it's still mostly relevant and amusing, maybe you're all the ones being narrow minded and only applying it from your own perspective.

Regardless, i've now over analysed a very simple joke which was posted for a couple of laughs, which is no different to countless other jokes out there.

Let's hope we're not all this serious about every minor thing in life.

/Gand

 

[mapadale]

WHY MEN ARE NEVER DEPRESSED:

Men Are Just Happier People-- What do you expect from such simple creatures?

Your last name stays put....

The garage is all yours. I WISHED
Wedding plans take care of themselves. JEEZ IF ONLY
Chocolate is just another snack. MMMMMMM CHOCOLATE
You can be Prime Minister. DON'T DO POLOTICS
You can never be pregnant. IF ONLY

You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. WHY BOTHER
You can wear NO shirt to a water park. AND SO CAN WOMAN

Car mechanics tell you the truth.. ONLY IF YOUR THE MECHANIC
The world is your urinal. £60 FINE
You never have to drive to another petrol station restroom because this one is just too icky. YOU DO IF YOU NEED A GREAT DUMP You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. DEPENDS ON THE NUT AND BOLT

Same work, more pay. EQUAL RIGHTS, MEANS EQUAL PAY

Wrinkles add character. MAKE YOU LOOK OLD
Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100. LOL
People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. MT TITS ARE PROBABLY BIGGER
New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. YOU'VE NOT SEEN MY FEET WHEN NEW SHOES HAVE BEEN BOUGHT
One mood all the time. NOT REALLY, TRY 100 MOODS A DAY.
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. MORE LIKE 10 SECS
You know stuff about tanks. YUP, THEY ARE BIG AND GO BANG
A five-day holiday requires only one suitcase. A PLASTIC CARRY BAG IS MORE LIKE IT
You can open all your own jars. WITH MY LITTLE FINGER
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. REALLY AND WHO TOLD YOU THIS
If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend. DEPENDS ON THE OCCASION

Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. NOT MINE IT BLOODY AINT

Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. ONLY THREE, I'M SURE I OWN MORE THAN THAT
You almost never have strap problems in public. WHY YOU THINK MEN HAVE THERE HANDS IN THERE POCKETS A LOT AND NO ITS NOT TO PLAY TESTICLE TENNIS
You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. NOPE, CAUSE SHE CAN IRON
Everything on your face stays its original colour. NOT IF YOUR A PAINTER
The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. HA HA HA HA, TRY ONCE A MONTH
You only have to shave your face and neck. AND DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH THAT BLOODY HURTS

You can play with toys all your life. MENTAL HOME 4TW
One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one colour for all seasons. YES BLACK
You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. YAY
You can 'do' your nails with a pocket knife. I'D RATHER KEEP MY FINGERS
You have freedom of choice concerning growing a moustache. THIS IS THE 21ST CENT, NOT THE 80's

You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes. YOU NEVER BEEN IN MORRISONS ON CHRISTMAS EVE, TAKES BLOODY % HOURS JUST TO GET TO THE TILL

No wonder men are happier. NOPE NOT REALLY, WE HAVE WOMAN NAGGING 24/7.

My intake on this.

 

[CraiG^]

Such a true post, nice one Diversity.

Edit* I just read that post above me, mapadale - you are an idiot.

 

[Hone]

Lol, i can go into great detail about this, but im not as it not worth it well at least on this site any way lol.. but they ent as good as us men :P yet TB/GB = fail...



You work that out your self ?? pat on the back for ya.. moron



If this was written in the 1940's do you serously think it would be written the way it is?? na i dont think so either.. its just a simple copy n paste. I did not make this up my self...



Jealy... iv seen many post/replys from you and tbh i dont like you, btw dont think im just "Diversity" from lomcn because i know you from else where.. yet your reply is completey retarded... "The post is sexist.." HAHA omg get a grip in life mate serously.. and also if its that sexist and coursing abuse or problems to people then im sure you know where to take it..

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Apart from the low life immature tax sponging creatures replying above, its simply a copy and paste from LB.com so if you dont like it or dont have any think decent to say, then dont at all simple as that. Fck me LOMCN has changed over the last few years

For a "joke thread", you're taking it extremely seriously, almost as if the replies have offended you?


Yeah well done Xanan, think we know that. The fact some people have chosen to disagree with some parts of it (and I very much doubt in a serious way) over a simple "lol" doesn't mean they didn't realise it was intended as a joke. Get off your high horse.

 

[T0MMY]

You don't live if you think this true, or you are a depressed F C U K. Some yeah are true but most are not. One mood? Bollox.

 

[Alecs]

I don't understand why people take this as a serious thread..

 

[JealY]

Jealy... iv seen many post/replys from you and tbh i dont like you, btw dont think im just "Diversity" from lomcn because i know you from else where.. yet your reply is completey retarded... "The post is sexist.." HAHA omg get a grip in life mate serously.. and also if its that sexist and coursing abuse or problems to people then im sure you know where to take it..

You have the nerve to say you don't like me, but continue to keep this "other identity" you seem to have unknown? Gee, if everyone was as idiotic as you, these forums would be more "F**ked" up than you can even imagine. Everyone has conflicts, but let's all go under another name & insult the people we dislike? Okay!


I fail to see how my post is retarded, aside from the fact i'm stating the obvious, i'm just posting my views on it. It is sexist, but I did say most are true...

I'm not your "mate" either, so step off that track, fella.

I just read that post above me, mapadale - you are an idiot.

+Ringworm.

 

[CraiG^]

You have the nerve to say you don't like me, but continue to keep this "other identity" you seem to have unknown? Gee, if everyone was as idiotic as you, these forums would be more "F**ked" up than you can even imagine. Everyone has conflicts, but let's all go under another name & insult the people we dislike? Okay!


I fail to see how my post is retarded, aside from the fact i'm stating the obvious, i'm just posting my views on it. It is sexist, but I did say most are true...

I'm not your "mate" either, so step off that track, fella.



+Ringworm.

mapadale has ringworm.

 

[mapadale]

mapadale has ringworm.

Such a true post, nice one Diversity.

Edit* I just read that post above me, mapadale - you are an idiot.

Your just a pathetic idiot in all, my comments where not ment to sound intelligent you num skull.........

 

[JealY]

Your just a pathetic idiot in all, my comments where not ment to sound intelligent you num skull.........

Does that apply to the comment in this thread, or all your comments? Because if the latter it explains a lot.

:001_tt2:

 

[Liandrin2]

You are num skull!!

 

[mapadale]

Does that apply to the comment in this thread, or all your comments? Because if the latter it explains a lot.

:001_tt2:

No that just applies to responding to you Jealy