Well, 30 minutes ago I finally got my lawn mower and strimmer delivered. 10 minutes ago I finished assembling it all. 5 minutes ago I broke my strimmer because I refused to look at the instructions and I put it together wrong
+ 5 Man Points
2 days ago, I had an ingrowing toe nail cut out, 3 injections in my big toe! It hurt like hell and i didnt even cry! OH YEAH!
+ 3 man points ( would have been 5, but it seems like you were expecting to cry..so i removed 2 points )
Carried a printer out of the office and into someones car for them, because I'm a true Gent!
Also got depressed over a girl - That's manly, right?
+ 10 Man points ( 5 man points + 5 Gent Points )
- 16 man points ( depression & Girls )
+6 man points (correcting someone)
I own a motorbike, so everything I do is manly... true story
+10 points (Motorbike = 3, including "True Story" to make people aware that its a "Man Fact" =7)
farted an put missis head under the blanket till she heaved like a cat
Abusing the Missis - Points to be decided
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Used a hammer to fix something that wasn't broken.
read the newspaper on the toilet for the first time ( i've read all the shampoo bottles so i needed some new material )
Fell over in public, Got Up, Blamed the ground, Walked away with a strut..