- Dec 6, 2013
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Reports from a scout arrived early this morning.
The scout has been dishonorably discharged, talking about tele stones and wizzies? Clearly not enough water in this recruits wine, either that or the numa tribe of blueskins have taken a hold of his balls and ripped them from him.
Never the less with further investigation it would seem you are recruiting those lazy mercenaries to protect the outpost, these excuses for soldiers have never done a hard days soldiering in their disgusting lives, from teat to teat they feed off of easy produce with little to no effort. Often turning their back on duty to throw dice! If they were under my command…..
I can provide you with real soldiers to protect these borders so that the less intelligent of my recruits can recall the password before entering the safety of fort protection.
The scout has been dishonorably discharged, talking about tele stones and wizzies? Clearly not enough water in this recruits wine, either that or the numa tribe of blueskins have taken a hold of his balls and ripped them from him.
Never the less with further investigation it would seem you are recruiting those lazy mercenaries to protect the outpost, these excuses for soldiers have never done a hard days soldiering in their disgusting lives, from teat to teat they feed off of easy produce with little to no effort. Often turning their back on duty to throw dice! If they were under my command…..
I can provide you with real soldiers to protect these borders so that the less intelligent of my recruits can recall the password before entering the safety of fort protection.
