I'm guessing the second is what happened to your girlfriend
dont give up ur day job blam.. cus u suck as a comedian
I don't have a day job, but i probably make more money than you do
Dear god yes. If my gf told me she was pregnant with your child it would be bad, but having blam film it, oh dear god noplease the worst thing a girl can say to you is" agentSmith is they daddy of 'your' child, if you dont believe me ask blam he filmed every time AgentSmith went down town!!!!!"
Thats quite disturbed." i am sorry but i am leaving as i am really your sister"
" i am pregnant with ur brother anddad is the father"
Sounds like what happened!muffinpie: Are you braking up with me?
Girl: We cant be together...
muffinpie: but why? *crys*
Girl: I'm a man, I cant lie to you anymore
muffinpie: I dont care I like it up the bum hole.
