1. God created heaven, hell and earth.
2. Eve F*CKED US ALL so we moved from heaven to earth.
3. Lot of death, rape, pillage and plunder.
4. Jesus saved us all.
5. A lot more death, rape, pillage and plunder.
6. WEMADE created Mir.
7. Mir was released (dunno if on purpose or it was stolen).
8. Different versions of Mir were released (1.4, 2.3, ruby, diamond, lump of f*cking coal whatever)
9. Sam created ACE M2.
10. Everyone had fun
11 Everyone starting bitching
12. No-one gives a f*ck anymore.
Think I've covered it.