Don't you just hate it when.....

[urbanfox]

Dont you hate it when you find out Urbanfox is still a Supermod .....

Which dumb**** banned member are you?

 

[Quad4U]

Which dumb**** banned member are you?

Dont recall be banned tbh - and dont swear or flame or Ill have to Warn you !!

 

[Rick-e]

Don't you just hate it when people start threads like this? :O

 

[urbanfox]

Dont recall be banned tbh - and dont swear or flame or Ill have to Warn you !!

Nooo of course not, your just some brand new guy... sure....

Warn me with what. :hamsterbu

 

[Atomicide]

Dont u just hate it when ur dick gets ripped off in the pri-port printer at work.

 

[Vannaroth]

Dont you just hate it when you drop your ice cream in the mud

 

[Snowman]

dont u just hate it wen u get your **** stuck in your zip

 

[Sawell]

Don't you just hate it when you hate something.

 

[Lilcooldoode]

Dont you just hate it when your head gets cut off by a snow plough.


Then ipixie flames you for it.

 

[Sawell]

You gota finish the sentance off. No stupid neeky shizzle like
"Don't you just hate it when people start threads like these"

My one...

Don't you just hate it when you go for a **** and sometimes ur **** is too big and you get bog water splashed all over ur behind.

Btw, if you wipe the rim with a bit of bog roll then place it in the toilet so it's faced flat on top of the water, when you take one of those massive dumps, the little bit of tissue you put down acts as a blanket, and lowers the splash rate so much that it doesn't hit your anus.

Been doing it for years.

 

[Floyd]

Dont you just hate it when your head gets cut off by a snow plough.


Then ipixie flames you for it.

COrrect!

 

[Lilcooldoode]

Btw, if you wipe the rim with a bit of bog roll then place it in the toilet so it's faced flat on top of the water, when you take one of those massive dumps, the little bit of tissue you put down acts as a blanket, and lowers the splash rate so much that it doesn't hit your anus.

Been doing it for years.

Or do a dump into a bowl and carefully drop it into the toilet manually.... Always worked for me. Or even better if you clench at just the right times you can vary the length of your dumps into smaller shards.

 

[FUTURA]

Don't you hate it when you know you've locked your car door but just because you thought about it you're not sure and have to go AAAALL the way back and check!

 

[Ragnar]

Don't you hate it when you know you've locked your car door but just because you thought about it you're not sure and have to go AAAALL the way back and check!

Pfft, i thought i'm the only one who has the problem (only with the home door).

 

[FUTURA]

Yea, and then when you get back it is locked and then your pissd!

 

[Richens]

Btw, if you wipe the rim with a bit of bog roll then place it in the toilet so it's faced flat on top of the water, when you take one of those massive dumps, the little bit of tissue you put down acts as a blanket, and lowers the splash rate so much that it doesn't hit your anus.

Been doing it for years.

Oooo ta, i'll try that next time :lol:

And wtf chesnut.. Im not ****ing in no bowl m8.. And no it all has to come out at once!