Ex girlfriends.

[SmavidDavid]

i know som1 who has same problem, g'f dumped rubish bags on car n split them open, subscribed tio Gay porno ( neighbour accidenlty got some of his post LMFAO)

Subscribe to lesbian magazines, maybe keep a few for yourself. and "accidently" put her next door neighbours address. but makesure you put her name lol :P

 

[kud125]

somehow i think rubbish bags being opened on your car is alot cheaper to fix than having someone smash your car up with a hammer...

 

[TxGraphicz]

Couldn't really be bothered to read the thread, but someone smashed your car up with a hammer lol?

 

[Zen2]

Lol **** me you lot are a childish bunch, I wouldnt have ven asked lomcn i would have just found the **** who did it and yeh...

 

[Atomicide]

Meh, in all honesty there are very fews ways to get revenge without breaking the law. Your sat there thinking "But Atomicide I want revenge, and revenge with meaning, how can I do this without breaking the laws."

All answer presented so far face the issue that there are physical actions involved, therefore, I recommend psychological revenge. Try the following:

1. Call her and say you want to get back together, arrange a time and place, then fail to show up.

2. "accidentally" send a text to her which is meant for some ***** you met that will engage in sexual activities she wouldn't go into great detail about how awesome the sex was etc.

3. Call her cousin who smashed your car and proposition him, explaining you bat for the other team, and only went out with your ex cos she looked like a man, and you wanted to try and fix yourself

4. Send a text t her phone meant for "her cousin" thanking him giving you the evidence she smashed the car, and explain you won't press charged on him.

Then try some of your own. This kind of abuse has no limitations, unless the victim kills themselves, so if you can't live with that, don't try this.

 

[Floyd]

had an idea, buy a ****ter of a car n park it blockin the end of her drive and leave it there, she will have to pay to have it removed...

 

[RedDragonX]

Cut her hair off =P

 

[Colonel]

Cut her hair off =P

setting it on fire would be quicker (Y).

atom no 1 wants to hear legal ways to get revenge thats stupid.

 

[Perebble]

atom no 1 wants to hear legal ways to get revenge thats stupid.

So cmon, give me some idea's on what to do. Legal ones are obviously going to be the best.

Oh ****ing really?

Twat.

 

[RedDragonX]

Oh ****ing really?

Twat.

Your a bigger one.

 

[czeldabolg]

Your a bigger one.

You always find a way to make yourself look like a tit, well done.

Can't say i know any better idea's than what i've heard already lol, if you've got a dog just get a bag of dog sh*t and lob it at her car

That's off the top of my head, can't say i've done it though lol.

 

[chippy]

heres my fav one get a pic of her cut the head out and put it onto your comp then get a nakd pic of an ugly chick and replace the head with your ex-gf and make loadsof copys of them and go around everywhere putting up the pic with her mob anb home number,address and name ect and say soemthing like

call me or visit me if you want xxx.

lol now that would be so damn funny


**edit**
lol go to google on images and search "fat naked chick" and use one of them that come up lol i'd love to see the look on her face when she sees that pic and pervs knocking at her door lol

 

[bestbet]

Get a paper bag,**** in it, go to where she lives light the paper bag in front of her door and run away...hide somewhere and watch her stamp the paper bag full of **** hahahaha

 

[Atomicide]

Just throw chewing gum in her hair.

 

[chippy]

put your butt print on her windows and fart on them lol make sure there open aswell :P

 

[Colonel]

Get a paper bag,**** in it, go to where she lives light the paper bag in front of her door and run away...hide somewhere and watch her stamp the paper bag full of **** hahahaha

watched billy madisson recently by ne chance? lol

 

[lozmuir]

Lol, cheers for the ideas guys.

Think i'll be having abit of fun over the next few days, plus im trying to shag her best mate.

 

[bestbet]

watched billy madisson recently by ne chance? lol

yesir hahaah fuunny man

 

[Colonel]

Lol, cheers for the ideas guys.

Think i'll be having abit of fun over the next few days, plus im trying to shag her best mate.

go a step further if her mums a milf (Y)

 

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Oh, yeah. If she has a lawn, you could always ensure it meets with a lot of vinegar.

Don't forget that careful application of high-content alcohol to various parts of cars can have interesting effects, if she's pulled over (assuming she has a car).