Dear Silencer,
Upon consulting with the committee, we have agreed that your apologetic and somewhat defeatist attitude is not synonymous with the Team way of life and ethos.
You are hereby summoned to attend Loosecannon's "ThugLife Attitude Rehabilitation" scheme at Bichon Storage on 27/01/15 at 15:00. Failure to attend will result in a rescheduling and a 5,000,000 gold fine. Further failure to attend will result in terminating your contract with Team.
I hope this message finds you well,
Regards,
Trollipops,
Team Spokesperson.