Glastonbury

Sawell

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Dec 29, 2003
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I doubt that she went with high expectations, she would have known what the toilet situation was. It doesn't prepare you for the onslaught of festival port-a-loos, they're not like normal portable bogs, they're like a literal swamp of ****. No matter how much you describe it, until you get there and smell/taste it in the air it's nothing.

I'm always out at festival season where ever I can afford it, and when I'm there with girls they will (for the most part) just hover and get on with it. But I've been with girls who vow never to return, probably because they spent their weekend holding in a banging **** or a bladder full of piss until it hurt. Fair enough to be honest.

Gutted I missed glasto this year, really wanted to see prodigy there. I'll see them at reading and global gathering instead though.