Great Day lol .. no

[Flame]

Hey ppl well i thought i wud share my fun yet terribly sickening day..


well i woke up at 9:30 after falling asleep at 6 , aint i intelligent? lol my best m8 phoned me at 10 and asked if i wanted to goto the town so i said ok lets go. We both bodybuild and we needed some more carbs and protein powder.. anyways we got 2 the town his gf was there and we looked around bought it.. and on the way back we decided to buy drink (alcohol lol).

So we got to the shop which has a gym next door so i went in the gym with his gf trusting him 2 buy sensible drink since we hadnt drank in a long time.. yet when he comes back he has a lite of vodka for me and him and 8 puny shots for his gf like oh wow this is gonna be fun isnt it.. so we went to his and put the powder n stuff away .. then went along the river to drink the vodka n stuff .. well letsj us say BAD IDEA.. we drank it and both fell asleep in the sun..his gf woke us up like 2 hours later and said lets go for pizza .. well i had a fiver left so i gave her that n said go get it and come back but my m8 wudnt let her lol so we had to get up pissed as fk and walk along well the idiot kept falling over didn't he. I just managed to stay up myself mind you lol i had to be sick so badly his gf forced me! put her fingers down my throat and i puked all over she done this atleast 4 times lol to me and him i felt so much better after.

While walkin along we seen some rabbits lol fascinating but we finally reached the bloody pizza shop she bought the pizza we ate it got a bottle of water each went in his grandads until 9 oclock went out and then iwalked home (takes me 20 mins) i got home and felt so badly sick my mum asked wot i had 2 drink so i lied "only a few cans" and went upstairs i took a cold shower which really helped but i still felt sick...

i cba to tell u the rest but im onto my 3rd pint of iced water and yet i still feel ill as hell well im going to bed now lol i just thought u might want something funny to read altho it isnt the full story.. post ur comments how ever bad they may be i dont care right now


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[ipixel]

if you died at the end that story would be so awesome.

 

[Far]

you wasted 3 minutes of my life. loser.

 

[ipixel]

you wasted 3 minutes of my life. loser.

i didnt read it, but i know if he died near the end, it would still be awesome.

im so old school.

 

[Far]

i think ull find your new skool compared to my old skoolnes.

 

[Sawell]

Hey ppl well i thought i wud share my fun yet terribly sickening day..


well i woke up at 9:30 after falling asleep at 6 , aint i intelligent? lol my best m8 phoned me at 10 and asked if i wanted to goto the town so i said ok lets go. We both bodybuild and we needed some more carbs and protein powder.. anyways we got 2 the town his gf was there and we looked around bought it.. and on the way back we decided to buy drink (alcohol lol).

So we got to the shop which has a gym next door so i went in the gym with his gf trusting him 2 buy sensible drink since we hadnt drank in a long time.. yet when he comes back he has a lite of vodka for me and him and 8 puny shots for his gf like oh wow this is gonna be fun isnt it.. so we went to his and put the powder n stuff away .. then went along the river to drink the vodka n stuff .. well letsj us say BAD IDEA.. we drank it and both fell asleep in the sun..his gf woke us up like 2 hours later and said lets go for pizza .. well i had a fiver left so i gave her that n said go get it and come back but my m8 wudnt let her lol so we had to get up pissed as fk and walk along well the idiot kept falling over didn't he. I just managed to stay up myself mind you lol i had to be sick so badly his gf forced me! put her fingers down my throat and i puked all over she done this atleast 4 times lol to me and him i felt so much better after.

While walkin along we seen some rabbits lol fascinating but we finally reached the bloody pizza shop she bought the pizza we ate it got a bottle of water each went in his grandads until 9 oclock went out and then iwalked home (takes me 20 mins) i got home and felt so badly sick my mum asked wot i had 2 drink so i lied "only a few cans" and went upstairs i took a cold shower which really helped but i still felt sick...

i cba to tell u the rest but im onto my 3rd pint of iced water and yet i still feel ill as hell well im going to bed now lol i just thought u might want something funny to read altho it isnt the full story.. post ur comments how ever bad they may be i dont care right now


/Flame

Don't post things like that on LOMCN ¬_¬, I know that it most likely happened, and you probably had a great time, but you will get flamed for it... there are a lot of jealous members on this forum that will just flame you for the fact that you've been out, either that or you'll get people like solitude that will come along and say:

"I eat drugs, drink, body build, run for miles, have sex every night, Han glide, rock climb, occasionally do a few Para drops (only 1 or 2 a week), rowing, Boxing, Kickboxing, Karate, Kung-Fu, Judo, Tai-Kwan-Do. That's for fun, for exercise I normally swim/run to Australia and back."

 

[MentaL]

my day was more interesting, it involved something nearly killing me and my mom and my gf.

 

[Far]

bungee jumping?

 

[Flame]

i Knew ppl would flame me, but i was bored last night and i dnt care what they say lol let them say their worse becoz it isnt bad enough to offend me im afraid

 

[Soul]

Glad you had a fun-filled day mate.

 

[AriaQ]

Hey ppl well i thought i wud share my fun yet terribly sickening day..


well i woke up at 9:30 after falling asleep at 6 , aint i intelligent? lol my best m8 phoned me at 10 and asked if i wanted to goto the town so i said ok lets go. We both bodybuild and we needed some more carbs and protein powder.. anyways we got 2 the town his gf was there and we looked around bought it.. and on the way back we decided to buy drink (alcohol lol).

So we got to the shop which has a gym next door so i went in the gym with his gf trusting him 2 buy sensible drink since we hadnt drank in a long time.. yet when he comes back he has a lite of vodka for me and him and 8 puny shots for his gf like oh wow this is gonna be fun isnt it.. so we went to his and put the powder n stuff away .. then went along the river to drink the vodka n stuff .. well letsj us say BAD IDEA.. we drank it and both fell asleep in the sun..his gf woke us up like 2 hours later and said lets go for pizza .. well i had a fiver left so i gave her that n said go get it and come back but my m8 wudnt let her lol so we had to get up pissed as fk and walk along well the idiot kept falling over didn't he. I just managed to stay up myself mind you lol i had to be sick so badly his gf forced me! put her fingers down my throat and i puked all over she done this atleast 4 times lol to me and him i felt so much better after.

While walkin along we seen some rabbits lol fascinating but we finally reached the bloody pizza shop she bought the pizza we ate it got a bottle of water each went in his grandads until 9 oclock went out and then iwalked home (takes me 20 mins) i got home and felt so badly sick my mum asked wot i had 2 drink so i lied "only a few cans" and went upstairs i took a cold shower which really helped but i still felt sick...

i cba to tell u the rest but im onto my 3rd pint of iced water and yet i still feel ill as hell well im going to bed now lol i just thought u might want something funny to read altho it isnt the full story.. post ur comments how ever bad they may be i dont care right now


/Flame

The best thing to do if you have not drunk for a while is to eat a big meal before(this will make it so you can drink more due to the food socking the alcohol in) and down a pint of milk(This lines your stomach, so the alcohol dose not unsettle the acids inside you, making you sick). Never drink near a river because it could be deadly and always drink plenty of water if you’re drinking in the sun because alcohol dehydrates you, hence this hangover.

 

[[Shadow]]

I went to see war of the worlds its ****

 

[Blaminator]

this is a forum, not a blog.

 

[Atomicide]

Hey ppl well i thought i wud share my fun yet terribly sickening day..


well i woke up at 9:30 after falling asleep at 6 , aint i intelligent? lol my best m8 phoned me at 10 and asked if i wanted to goto the town so i said ok lets go. We both bodybuild and we needed some more carbs and protein powder.. anyways we got 2 the town his gf was there and we looked around bought it.. and on the way back we decided to buy drink (alcohol lol).

So we got to the shop which has a gym next door so i went in the gym with his gf trusting him 2 buy sensible drink since we hadnt drank in a long time.. yet when he comes back he has a lite of vodka for me and him and 8 puny shots for his gf like oh wow this is gonna be fun isnt it.. so we went to his and put the powder n stuff away .. then went along the river to drink the vodka n stuff .. well letsj us say BAD IDEA.. we drank it and both fell asleep in the sun..his gf woke us up like 2 hours later and said lets go for pizza .. well i had a fiver left so i gave her that n said go get it and come back but my m8 wudnt let her lol so we had to get up pissed as fk and walk along well the idiot kept falling over didn't he. I just managed to stay up myself mind you lol i had to be sick so badly his gf forced me! put her fingers down my throat and i puked all over she done this atleast 4 times lol to me and him i felt so much better after.

While walkin along we seen some rabbits lol fascinating but we finally reached the bloody pizza shop she bought the pizza we ate it got a bottle of water each went in his grandads until 9 oclock went out and then iwalked home (takes me 20 mins) i got home and felt so badly sick my mum asked wot i had 2 drink so i lied "only a few cans" and went upstairs i took a cold shower which really helped but i still felt sick...

i cba to tell u the rest but im onto my 3rd pint of iced water and yet i still feel ill as hell well im going to bed now lol i just thought u might want something funny to read altho it isnt the full story.. post ur comments how ever bad they may be i dont care right now


/Flame

You bodybuild, yet u disrespect ur body, but getting absolutely pissed up eating **** like pizza, and so on.

My day yesterday was excellent, i also bodybuild, an i went to town with my m8 and he bodybuilds, and we like had to go buy Protien milkshakes and carbs ces were so awesome...hahaha. HEY BRO. Anyway, we got out carbs and protien and decided to be super awesome and get drunk as well while taking the carbs and protien, and we stopped 4 meteors and ****.

Oh yeah, were also the best bodybuilders in the uk, and once i won Mr.universe, but i could accept the prize beucase i was on LOMCN making up ****.

kthxbye

 

[DarkXXX]

If your guna be writing big long essays like that, you need to improve your english, that is such a dull piece of writing =/

 

[Floyd]

this is a forum, not a blog.

True Dat Blud

 

[anto]

Yeah, everyone post what there day was like, I'll start.
So i got 8 cans of carling and went camping whilst fishing on a river with my mates, i got pissed and i got a pinched by a cray fish then it was too dark and we were too pissed to set up the tent so we had to sleep outside with no sleeping bags.
The next day: (today)
I woke up at 4 am needing a drink of anything at all so bad and i had no energy to move about and i had to pack my stuff up so i forced myself up 5 hours passed and it was ****ing boiling so we all had no energy and had to walk home in the sun, i fainted and someone had to get someone random in a car to take me home.
When i got home i drunk 2 pints of milk and threw up twice, i've been asleep since and now my throat is killing and i keep coughing.
So it was fun and i nearly died.

So i don't care what you think i just know you want to read it.




























































then i died

 

[HolyCow]

either that or you'll get people like solitude that will come along and say:

"I eat drugs, drink, body build, run for miles, have sex every night, Han glide, rock climb, occasionally do a few Para drops (only 1 or 2 a week), rowing, Boxing, Kickboxing, Karate, Kung-Fu, Judo, Tai-Kwan-Do. That's for fun, for exercise I normally swim/run to Australia and back."

That really did make me LOL. Thank you, Sawell, truely excellent post.

 

[Flame]

*yawns*

i do bodybuild and yes i did dis respect my body yesterday but i have been on a bloody strict diet for the past 2 month so i decided one day wudnt exactly kill me? k thxbye

 

[Bon]

lol nice story hope u had fun ^_^