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[font=verdana, arial, helvetica]Taken from the old eur mir forum, it's a good read 
A Guide for beginners to posting on the forums.
- The Search Function is currently disables, but you don't need it, there's nothing in a post made by another player that can't be repeated for YOU right?
- pOSTING WITH CAPS LOCK ON, YET STILL MAINTAINING USE OF THE SHIFT KEY MAKES YOU LOOK MORE INTELLIGENT, MAKES PEOPLE THINK YOU'RE BETTER THAN YOU REALLY ARE AND MAKES YOU GENERALLY MORE ATTRACTIVE TO THE OPPOSITE SEX.
- Sepllng eery wrod ni a sentince rong maks peopel thinc yuo ar reely kool in reel liphe two b onast
- Swearing to the ****ing point that no daft **** can read a ****ing word you say because the *******s can't tell what the ****ing ***'s mean, makes you look like a ****ing bad ass mutha who just doesn't give a ****.
- Be openly racist and prejudice to every social catagory you can, to all the damn invalid's, gaumless asian's, chubby ugly overweight people, star wars and matrix geeks (only cool gangsta type people play this game as you know).
- vwls r 4 nwbs.... pwnd rl tbh
- Have an obnoxious over sized Signature. Firstly and Most importantly, Your Character's Level(exagerate, noone will ever know you're not a lvl 48 Tao!) and Profession, don't name the character in your signature or let on who you are, heaven forbid you being obnoxious and toxic on the forums have an effect on your playing character.
- Post disgusting fettish porn, people like it! Only ones offended by someone excreting onto their own faces are disabled asian fat geeks right?
- If someone disagrees with you, they are wrong... It's really as simple as that. Take whatever action you desire!
- Stick up for ebayers, everyone does it, why else would you have to pay so much for that DSS and Para ring? It can't possibly just be members of your own guild bidding against you!
- If on the off chance someone dares disagree with you, calling them a "idiot retard" or a "****ing ****tard ****head" is always the best come back, people will never realise you're actually an idiot.
- If you do decide to name your character in your signature, or accidentally in a post, you should immediately take a screenshot of yourself cheating and post it, or start offering RL cash for items or gold in public. Everyone does it!
- Everything that happens ingame should make it to the forums, anything from someone trusted stealing your entire kit (if this happens ofcourse you must claim you were hacked and that NOONE had your account id or pass) to someone killing you after you said his mum was a greasy turkish hooker (ofcourse in your post, he just killed you for no reason, fking AFK PKer tbh)
- Penultimately Posting in everythread with the most appauling english is the best way to get an avitar.
- If by some chance a forum moderater spots you following this guide and decides to ban your forum account, you should immediately make a new account and spam 3 pages of aggressive insults toward his or her nationallity.
Follow these rules for a long and prosperous forum account[/font]
A Guide for beginners to posting on the forums.
- The Search Function is currently disables, but you don't need it, there's nothing in a post made by another player that can't be repeated for YOU right?
- pOSTING WITH CAPS LOCK ON, YET STILL MAINTAINING USE OF THE SHIFT KEY MAKES YOU LOOK MORE INTELLIGENT, MAKES PEOPLE THINK YOU'RE BETTER THAN YOU REALLY ARE AND MAKES YOU GENERALLY MORE ATTRACTIVE TO THE OPPOSITE SEX.
- Sepllng eery wrod ni a sentince rong maks peopel thinc yuo ar reely kool in reel liphe two b onast
- Swearing to the ****ing point that no daft **** can read a ****ing word you say because the *******s can't tell what the ****ing ***'s mean, makes you look like a ****ing bad ass mutha who just doesn't give a ****.
- Be openly racist and prejudice to every social catagory you can, to all the damn invalid's, gaumless asian's, chubby ugly overweight people, star wars and matrix geeks (only cool gangsta type people play this game as you know).
- vwls r 4 nwbs.... pwnd rl tbh
- Have an obnoxious over sized Signature. Firstly and Most importantly, Your Character's Level(exagerate, noone will ever know you're not a lvl 48 Tao!) and Profession, don't name the character in your signature or let on who you are, heaven forbid you being obnoxious and toxic on the forums have an effect on your playing character.
- Post disgusting fettish porn, people like it! Only ones offended by someone excreting onto their own faces are disabled asian fat geeks right?
- If someone disagrees with you, they are wrong... It's really as simple as that. Take whatever action you desire!
- Stick up for ebayers, everyone does it, why else would you have to pay so much for that DSS and Para ring? It can't possibly just be members of your own guild bidding against you!
- If on the off chance someone dares disagree with you, calling them a "idiot retard" or a "****ing ****tard ****head" is always the best come back, people will never realise you're actually an idiot.
- If you do decide to name your character in your signature, or accidentally in a post, you should immediately take a screenshot of yourself cheating and post it, or start offering RL cash for items or gold in public. Everyone does it!
- Everything that happens ingame should make it to the forums, anything from someone trusted stealing your entire kit (if this happens ofcourse you must claim you were hacked and that NOONE had your account id or pass) to someone killing you after you said his mum was a greasy turkish hooker (ofcourse in your post, he just killed you for no reason, fking AFK PKer tbh)
- Penultimately Posting in everythread with the most appauling english is the best way to get an avitar.
- If by some chance a forum moderater spots you following this guide and decides to ban your forum account, you should immediately make a new account and spam 3 pages of aggressive insults toward his or her nationallity.
Follow these rules for a long and prosperous forum account[/font]
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