An illegal alien picks up a hooker. 'Hey, how much you charge for da
hour, sister?' he asks.
'$100,' she replies.
In broken English he says 'Do you do Immigrant Style?'
'No' she says.
'How about $200 to do Immigrant Style.'
'No', she says, not knowing what Immigrant Style is.
'How about $300?'
'No', she says.
'How about $400?'
'No', she says.
So finally he says, 'OK, how about $1,000 to do Immigrant Style.'
She thinks, 'Well, I've been in the game for over 10 years now. I've had
every kind of request from weirdos from every part of the world. How
bad could Immigrant Style be?''? So she agrees and has sex with him.
They do it in every kind of way and in every possible position. Finally,
after several hours, they finish. Exhausted, the hooker turns to him and
says, 'Hey, I was expecting something perverted and disgusting. But
that was good. So what exactly is 'Immigrant Style'?'
The illegal alien replies 'You send bill to Government.'
hour, sister?' he asks.
'$100,' she replies.
In broken English he says 'Do you do Immigrant Style?'
'No' she says.
'How about $200 to do Immigrant Style.'
'No', she says, not knowing what Immigrant Style is.
'How about $300?'
'No', she says.
'How about $400?'
'No', she says.
So finally he says, 'OK, how about $1,000 to do Immigrant Style.'
She thinks, 'Well, I've been in the game for over 10 years now. I've had
every kind of request from weirdos from every part of the world. How
bad could Immigrant Style be?''? So she agrees and has sex with him.
They do it in every kind of way and in every possible position. Finally,
after several hours, they finish. Exhausted, the hooker turns to him and
says, 'Hey, I was expecting something perverted and disgusting. But
that was good. So what exactly is 'Immigrant Style'?'
The illegal alien replies 'You send bill to Government.'
