Is your son a computer hacker?

[Far]

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/archive/20011209-son.html

i think my son is.

 

[Smila]

i dont have a son but i know he will be some day awww :O

 

[Shard]

Kinda old ain't it Farril? Like 4 years :S Still funny none-the-less (spelling? :S)

I like the hacker software he says 'Bonzi Buddy and Flash'.

 

[Ragnar]

Very old!

And i like the way the parent says he/she/it is experienced and spells Linux "Lunix" -.-

 

[Far]

neva checked the dates lol. only found it today.

 

[Liandrin2]

AMD is a third-world based company who make inferior, "knock-off" copies of American processor chips

cool.

 

[wtf-this-time]

8. Is your son obsessed with "Lunix"?

BSD, Lunix, Debian and Mandrake are all versions of an illegal hacker operation system, invented by a Soviet computer hacker named Linyos Torovoltos, before the Russians lost the Cold War. It is based on a program called "xenix", which was written by Microsoft for the US government. These programs are used by hackers to break into other people's computer systems to steal credit card numbers. They may also be used to break into people's stereos to steal their music, using the "mp3" program. Torovoltos is a notorious hacker, responsible for writing many hacker programs, such as "telnet", which is used by hackers to connect to machines on the internet without using a telephone.

Your son may try to install "lunix" on your hard drive. If he is careful, you may not notice its presence, however, lunix is a capricious beast, and if handled incorrectly, your son may damage your computer, and even break it completely by deleting Windows, at which point you will have to have your computer repaired by a professional.

If you see the word "LILO" during your windows startup (just after you turn the machine on), your son has installed lunix. In order to get rid of it, you will have to send your computer back to the manufacturer, and have them fit a new hard drive. Lunix is extremely dangerous software, and cannot be removed without destroying part of your hard disk surface.

I can't spot anything true in those paragraphs, lol.

/Rick-e.

 

[Atomicide]

Kinda old ain't it Farril? Like 4 years :S Still funny none-the-less (spelling? :S)

I like the hacker software he says 'Bonzi Buddy and Flash'.

yeah whats really old is all these people who go "kinda old, thats from like 4 years ago, amg this is anchient" and so on.

 

[Shard]

Well seeing as it is 'kinda old', and that the thread starter didn't know, I was merely informing people and him of the date when it was from.

*sigh* Any chance to have a go at me eh Atom?

 

[ipixel]

yeah whats really old is all these people who go "kinda old, thats from like 4 years ago, amg this is anchient" and so on.

Shards in my lovebook, so back it up tramp.

 

[urbanfox]

Bio posted this ages ago, when he thought they were all russians.

 

[MentaL]

lame..........

 

[Biohazard]

Damn Russians!

Lol @ Amd.

 

[HolyCow]

AZN PRIDE!

wtf?

 

[Stonehelm]

Bio posted this ages ago, when he thought they were all russians.

I remember, wasnt it when he took it seriously and then everybody ripped him.:whips:

 

[Ragnar]

I couldn't imagine what it would be like to be a son of such a paranoid parent :S

 

[urbanfox]

wtf?

Remember before when he had that weird girl in his sig?

Well that's his lame way of expressing his new love.