I actually lol'd at this.
A blonde crashes into a wall when a cop gets there she's putting on her lipstick he says, "what happend?" the blonde says, "i was driving along when a tree jumped out in front of me, i swerved to miss it, and another tree jumped out in front of me, i swerved to miss it, and another tree jumped out in front of me." the cop says, "lady there isn't a tree on this road for 30 miles, that was your air freshener."
