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kash12

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Ermm .. Because I wanted to.

Not sure if you'd realised or not, but it's not going to be published or anything.

Alryt keep your shorts on ffs, I said that because it was an awkward word and didn't exactly fit in. No need to be so sensitive.
 

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Once there was not one arab it seemed, until he violently slipped upon a huge rampent banana, he stood momentarily before shaving hes hedge with nothing but petrol and kindling. After doing aerobics with fabio, he and blaminator caught babyhack's brother milofoxburr touching jealy with unusual objects which caused him to become erect while blaminator regurgitated his own mouse then his instincts told him to squat on a Argentinian poo but rather than squating, vigorously threw up.
 

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Alryt keep your shorts on ffs, I said that because it was an awkward word and didn't exactly fit in. No need to be so sensitive.

The point was that if Jealy or some1 had posted that you wouldn't of said anything, ie.. who fk said "kindling" lol.

Once there was not one arab it seemed, until he violently slipped upon a huge rampent banana, he stood momentarily before shaving hes hedge with nothing but petrol and kindling. After doing aerobics with fabio, he and blaminator caught babyhack's brother milofoxburr touching jealy with unusual objects which caused him to become erect while blaminator regurgitated his own mouse then his instincts told him to squat on a Argentinian poo but rather than squating, vigorously threw up. Next
 

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The point was that if Jealy or some1 had posted that you wouldn't of said anything, ie.. who fk said "kindling" lol.

Once there was not one arab it seemed, until he violently slipped upon a huge rampent banana, he stood momentarily before shaving hes hedge with nothing but petrol and kindling. After doing aerobics with fabio, he and blaminator caught babyhack's brother milofoxburr touching jealy with unusual objects which caused him to become erect while blaminator regurgitated his own mouse then his instincts told him to squat on a Argentinian poo but rather than squating, vigorously threw up. Next life

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Once there was not one arab it seemed, until he violently slipped upon a huge rampent banana, he stood momentarily before shaving hes hedge with nothing but petrol and kindling. After doing aerobics with fabio, he and blaminator caught babyhack's brother milofoxburr touching jealy with unusual objects which caused him to become erect while blaminator regurgitated his own mouse then his instincts told him to squat on a Argentinian poo but rather than squating, vigorously threw up. Next life there
 

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Once there was not one arab it seemed, until he violently slipped upon a huge rampent banana, he stood momentarily before shaving hes hedge with nothing but petrol and kindling. After doing aerobics with fabio, he and blaminator caught babyhack's brother milofoxburr touching jealy with unusual objects which caused him to become erect while blaminator regurgitated his own mouse then his instincts told him to squat on a Argentinian poo but rather than squating, vigorously threw up. Next life there seemed
 

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Once there was not one arab it seemed, until he violently slipped upon a huge rampent banana, he stood momentarily before shaving hes hedge with nothing but petrol and kindling. After doing aerobics with fabio, he and blaminator caught babyhack's brother milofoxburr touching jealy with unusual objects which caused him to become erect while blaminator regurgitated his own mouse then his instincts told him to squat on a Argentinian poo but rather than squating, vigorously threw up. Next life there seemed to
 

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The point was that if Jealy or some1 had posted that you wouldn't of said anything, ie.. who fk said "kindling" lol.

before shaving hes hedge with nothing but petrol and kindling.

Petrol & kindling, makes perfect sense. Vigorously however, does not.

WTF. Next life there seemed to? Don't quite get that 1 either. Oh well.

Once there was not one arab it seemed, until he violently slipped upon a huge rampent banana, he stood momentarily before shaving hes hedge with nothing but petrol and kindling. After doing aerobics with fabio, he and blaminator caught babyhack's brother milofoxburr touching jealy with unusual objects which caused him to become erect while blaminator regurgitated his own mouse then his instincts told him to squat on a Argentinian poo but rather than squating, vigorously threw up. Next life there seemed to oddly
 

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Once there was not one arab it seemed, until he violently slipped upon a huge rampent banana, he stood momentarily before shaving hes hedge with nothing but petrol and kindling. After doing aerobics with fabio, he and blaminator caught babyhack's brother milofoxburr touching jealy with unusual objects which caused him to become erect while blaminator regurgitated his own mouse then his instincts told him to squat on a Argentinian poo but rather than squating, vigorously threw up. Next life there seemed to oddly a
 

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before shaving hes hedge with nothing but petrol and kindling.

Petrol & kindling, makes perfect sense. Vigorously however, does not.

WTF. Next life there seemed to? Don't quite get that 1 either. Oh well.

Once there was not one arab it seemed, until he violently slipped upon a huge rampent banana, he stood momentarily before shaving hes hedge with nothing but petrol and kindling. After doing aerobics with fabio, he and blaminator caught babyhack's brother milofoxburr touching jealy with unusual objects which caused him to become erect while blaminator regurgitated his own mouse then his instincts told him to squat on a Argentinian poo but rather than squating, vigorously threw up. Next life there seemed to oddly

Rather than squatting, vigorously he threw up.. Whats wrong with that?

Where as on the other hand.. he shaved a hedge with nothing but petrol and kindling? WTEFFFFFFFFFFFFF!!?
 

elohelMeight

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Makes plenty of sense tbh, just nobody carried it on to inform you of the flint also used ;)

I take it back, nout wrong with vigorously.

Haz... that also makes no sense? Was gonna carry it on... but dunno what to put next. =/
 

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Once there was not one arab it seemed, until he violently slipped upon a huge rampent banana, he stood momentarily before shaving hes hedge with nothing but petrol and kindling. After doing aerobics with fabio, he and blaminator caught babyhack's brother milofoxburr touching jealy with unusual objects which caused him to become erect while blaminator regurgitated his own mouse then his instincts told him to squat on a Argentinian poo but rather than squating, vigorously threw up. Next life there seemed to oddly arise

Maybe not a word, Just edited the letter :P

And keep on topic, You can have a little natter, Just dont post without playing the game.
 

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Once there was not one arab it seemed, until he violently slipped upon a huge rampent banana, he stood momentarily before shaving hes hedge with nothing but petrol and kindling. After doing aerobics with fabio, he and blaminator caught babyhack's brother milofoxburr touching jealy with unusual objects which caused him to become erect while blaminator regurgitated his own mouse then his instincts told him to squat on a Argentinian poo but rather than squating, vigorously threw up. Next life there seemed to oddly arise a
 

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Once there was not one arab it seemed, until he violently slipped upon a huge rampent banana, he stood momentarily before shaving hes hedge with nothing but petrol and kindling. After doing aerobics with fabio, he and blaminator caught babyhack's brother milofoxburr touching jealy with unusual objects which caused him to become erect while blaminator regurgitated his own mouse then his instincts told him to squat on a Argentinian poo but rather than squating, vigorously threw up. Next life there seemed to oddly arise a woman
 

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Once there was not one arab it seemed, until he violently slipped upon a huge rampent banana, he stood momentarily before shaving hes hedge with nothing but petrol and kindling. After doing aerobics with fabio, he and blaminator caught babyhack's brother milofoxburr touching jealy with unusual objects which caused him to become erect while blaminator regurgitated his own mouse then his instincts told him to squat on a Argentinian poo but rather than squating, vigorously threw up. Next life there seemed to oddly arise a woman holding
 

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Once there was not one arab it seemed, until he violently slipped upon a huge rampent banana, he stood momentarily before shaving hes hedge with nothing but petrol and kindling. After doing aerobics with fabio, he and blaminator caught babyhack's brother milofoxburr touching jealy with unusual objects which caused him to become erect while blaminator regurgitated his own mouse then his instincts told him to squat on a Argentinian poo but rather than squating, vigorously threw up. Next life there seemed to oddly arise a woman holding a
 

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Once there was not one arab it seemed, until he violently slipped upon a huge rampent banana, he stood momentarily before shaving hes hedge with nothing but petrol and kindling. After doing aerobics with fabio, he and blaminator caught babyhack's brother milofoxburr touching jealy with unusual objects which caused him to become erect while blaminator regurgitated his own mouse then his instincts told him to squat on a Argentinian poo but rather than squating, vigorously threw up. Next life there seemed to oddly arise a woman holding a small
 

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Once there was not one arab it seemed, until he violently slipped upon a huge rampent banana, he stood momentarily before shaving hes hedge with nothing but petrol and kindling. After doing aerobics with fabio, he and blaminator caught babyhack's brother milofoxburr touching jealy with unusual objects which caused him to become erect while blaminator regurgitated his own mouse then his instincts told him to squat on a Argentinian poo but rather than squating, vigorously threw up. Next life there seemed to oddly arise a woman holding a small dildo
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kash12

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Once there was not one arab it seemed, until he violently slipped upon a huge rampent banana, he stood momentarily before shaving hes hedge with nothing but petrol and kindling. After doing aerobics with fabio, he and blaminator caught babyhack's brother milofoxburr touching jealy with unusual objects which caused him to become erect while blaminator regurgitated his own mouse then his instincts told him to squat on a Argentinian poo but rather than squating, vigorously threw up. Next life there seemed to oddly arise a woman holding a small knife

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dunno which one I should follow but I think this one:

Once there was not one arab it seemed, until he violently slipped upon a huge rampent banana, he stood momentarily before shaving hes hedge with nothing but petrol and kindling. After doing aerobics with fabio, he and blaminator caught babyhack's brother milofoxburr touching jealy with unusual objects which caused him to become erect while blaminator regurgitated his own mouse then his instincts told him to squat on a Argentinian poo but rather than squating, vigorously threw up. Next life there seemed to oddly arise a woman holding a small knife that