You've got to be the most retarded poster EVER, on LOMCN, and thats a ****ing awesome acheivement.
Havto = Have to, its not one word
eva = Ever. Eva is a womans name
Sean = seen? Sean is a boys name.
ide = I'd, so ur shorthand of Ide is not actually Shorthand at all
litreally = Literally.
The only thing correct in your post is that fact you pointed out you would like to piss yourself.
Lets Digress.....
He say's "Looking for a House"
You Say "He has a house"
Something doesnt add up there, if ur gonna back a fake story, at least make sure u get your lines right, or at best, read his post
He hasnt posted Since January, yet ran on here to post that his girlfriend is pregnant around 6:45am....
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