*Biohazard log onto "cs_compound"*
*Joins Terrorists*
[In nerdy voice]
Biohazard: OMG, these new models, textures and maps are sooo 1337. gwyven
Biohazard: Maybe with the shields removed from source, I can now kill people with the AWP
*Biohazard purchases a Magnam sniper rifle with 40 rounds & some kevlar*
Biohazard: Ok team, you go forth, I'll camp here
Team member1: Roger that
Team member2: Affirmative
*1 Minute later*
*CT come running up behind Biohazard with a knife, hits him once (~55dmg)*
*Biohazard spins round pulling out his semi-automatic glock and tries shooting the CT in the face*
*Boom, another CT shoots Biohazard*
Dead Biohazard: OMFGGGG!!11! I know these fu<king hitboxes are fu<king fu<ked!!11
Dead Biohazard: I'm going to write to steam and tell them that they suck, and that their games are fu<king sh!t. EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE'H
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To:
[email protected]
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Hey you fu<king n00b, yoir game is g@y... the Hitboxes suck.
If you don't fix these hitboxes, I'm going to find out where you live and fu<king TK you!!1
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##BIOHAZARD##
I am t3h 1337 1.6 fragger!!!1