Passed ma driving test :D

[Blaminator]

http://www.lomcn.co.uk/forum/showthread.php?t=24323


biggest GoT thradz

 

[elohelMeight]

How old is this "Friend" with a 125cc MOPED?
http://www.rockmopeds.co.uk/ContentPage.aspx?PageID=50

He must have done alot of stuff to make it go 110... as that 125cc moped only goes 50.

his 125 went 50mph? well, my 50cc went around 55 on a straight.

50 maybe as a standard, but once you deristrict the engine + exhaust it will go up to around 80/85 if done properly. Add a full race exhaust adds around 10-15mph more. Tweak the engine a little and you have 110.

 

[Skyline]

his 125 went 50mph? well, my 50cc went around 55 on a straight.

50 maybe as a standard, but once you deristrict the engine + exhaust it will go up to around 80/85 if done properly. Add a full race exhaust adds around 10-15mph more. Tweak the engine a little and you have 110.

So you went 55 on a moped, and claim you drive safe?

 

[michaelj:mrj]

Even urbanfox? EVEN urbanfox?!?!

I used to be FEARED back in the day. I HAD VENGEANCE.

MoFo'ing cats be like, **** that fox be watching this thread I aint typing jack now that's fool's going to warn me.

That's right, THE WARNING SYSTEM.

Not this "infraction system", I'm talking about the original warning system.

You see it all started when the admins thought that temp bans (being the only real feasible punishment at the time) were too strict. So, they brought in the warning system where a member could be warned several times for different things and then be temp banned when all that **** added up.

At first I was opposed to such a system. I mean shiet, warning system? I got my imaginary yet real list of hate, I don't need no warning system to remind me who's been naughty or nice.

However as time went on, we became good friends, sorta like brokeback mountain when they are like wtf then like omg i love you then wtf **** you dude i'm not queer and then oh yes you are I CAN'T QUIT YOU.

I used to have really cool avatars and above them would say cool ****, like the batman one or the guy in the trashcan who had the gun pointed at the bum because the bum was going to steal from the trashcan but grouncho (seame street? hell if i remember) was like AHH HELL NO mother****er and had a shotgun and i think underneath it read "home invasion".

L - O - L

Wait, wtf was the point of this post? Hold on I need to scroll up to find out what I was originally was writing about.

Oh ye, that's right, I'm kickass, or used to be. Ye, I was like the Legion of Doom or the Axis of Evil or the Allied Forces in WWII or some bull**** like that.

Now I'm just some "old" washed up man.

Wow, this is getting sad. Time for the a shameless car plug!


Did you know my car goes 0-60 MPH in what is described as "DAMN".

Yessir.

Peace.

I love urbanfox... The avatar says it all.

 

[hesmondo]

Even urbanfox? EVEN urbanfox?!?!

I used to be FEARED back in the day. I HAD VENGEANCE.

MoFo'ing cats be like, **** that fox be watching this thread I aint typing jack now that's fool's going to warn me.

That's right, THE WARNING SYSTEM.

Not this "infraction system", I'm talking about the original warning system.

You see it all started when the admins thought that temp bans (being the only real feasible punishment at the time) were too strict. So, they brought in the warning system where a member could be warned several times for different things and then be temp banned when all that **** added up.

At first I was opposed to such a system. I mean shiet, warning system? I got my imaginary yet real list of hate, I don't need no warning system to remind me who's been naughty or nice.

However as time went on, we became good friends, sorta like brokeback mountain when they are like wtf then like omg i love you then wtf **** you dude i'm not queer and then oh yes you are I CAN'T QUIT YOU.

I used to have really cool avatars and above them would say cool ****, like the batman one or the guy in the trashcan who had the gun pointed at the bum because the bum was going to steal from the trashcan but grouncho (seame street? hell if i remember) was like AHH HELL NO mother****er and had a shotgun and i think underneath it read "home invasion".

L - O - L

Wait, wtf was the point of this post? Hold on I need to scroll up to find out what I was originally was writing about.

Oh ye, that's right, I'm kickass, or used to be. Ye, I was like the Legion of Doom or the Axis of Evil or the Allied Forces in WWII or some bull**** like that.

Now I'm just some "old" washed up man.

Wow, this is getting sad. Time for the a shameless car plug!


Did you know my car goes 0-60 MPH in what is described as "DAMN".

Yessir.

Peace.

Urbanfox is the best lomcn member, EVER! (Miles please dont kill me, all hail miles!)

Cmon lol - ya gotta love this guy!punk:

 

[elohelMeight]

So you went 55 on a moped, and claim you drive safe?

dual carriage-way?

 

[Skyline]

dual carriage-way?

Fair enough, but i still done believe your friend has a 110MPH moped.

 

[Atomicide]

Fair enough, but i still done believe your friend has a 110MPH moped.

He drives uninsured with his driving instructor dad, who is a driving instructor but used to be a driving instructor.If he an shorty606 got together and had a baby, it would be the worlds most compulsive liar.

 

[urbanfox]

no body damage. lots of drive train damage.

 

[Atomicide]

Urban(driving in a fast car and causing extensive drive train damage but leaving the bodywork undamaged)fox

What happened to it?

 

[2fast2furious]

whats a drive train :P

 

[Blaminator]

a drivetrain is the collective components of a car that create power and transmit it to the wheels.. so for example, the engine, transmission, differentials, hubs, and any interconnecting shafts




YOUR MUM IS A DRIVETRAIN

 

[Dataforce]

his 125 went 50mph? well, my 50cc went around 55 on a straight.

50 maybe as a standard, but once you deristrict the engine + exhaust it will go up to around 80/85 if done properly. Add a full race exhaust adds around 10-15mph more. Tweak the engine a little and you have 110.

Are you sure its mph not kph?

 

[urbanfox]

Urban(driving in a fast car and causing extensive drive train damage but leaving the bodywork undamaged)fox

What happened to it?

I'm just copying and pasting a myspace message so I don't have to go through it again.

I was making a left turn, in the wide lane, going SLOWER than the van next to me in the tight turn, and when I began to straighten out the car just literally swerved to the left, I overcompensated to the right and my car made a complete 180 facing oncoming traffic and slammed the driver's side into the curb so hard that the drive train got ****ed to no end and part of the rear axle (i think that's what it's called) has shifted to the right, causing the whole rear right tire/wheel assembly to poke out of the wheel well.

I know it was wet from the rain, but I was going the speed limit and SLOWER than a friggin van making a tighter turn next to me. It was as if the "TCS" button turned itself off or some ****, it never even kicked in once during the whole escapade. I feel fine, only the side driver airbag came out.

 

[urbanfox]

You can't tell too much, but the wheel on that side of the car is out about 6 inches too much.

 

[Blaminator]

Poor car

 

[Kazz]

american cars have always been crap

 

[elohelMeight]

I am 100% sure it's 110mph, not kph. There is a way to get it even faster, to with replacing the pistons and boaring it out, but would cost a lot i believe.

 

[Kazz]

I am 100% sure it's 110mph, not kph. There is a way to get it even faster, to with replacing the pistons and boaring it out, but would cost a lot i believe.

why would you want to go through all that trouble? changing the internals will cost alot

 

[urbanfox]

american cars have always been crap

hahahahaha...

that's funny.