Pickup Lines

[JealY]

the names bond "let me guess, james?" no UNI, im gonna fill ya crack in later

Haha, good one 2f2f.

 

[mapadale]

I so ROTFLMAO

I've never once had to use a chat upline with a woman.

You see woman love my eyes, I have long but not over the top eye lashes.

Really deep brown eyes and woman love them.

 

[Prai]

I so ROTFLMAO

I've never once had to use a chat upline with a woman.

You see woman love my eyes, I have long but not over the top eye lashes.

Really deep brown eyes and woman love them.

*Pops Head*

 

[mapadale]

*Pops Head*

Nah just missed spent youth as a holiday rep lol

 

[elohelMeight]

Same with me, dark long eye lashes with greeny brown eyes (Get asked if im Irish a lot because of this, why?)... helps a lot though.

 

[JealY]

Mascara tbh.

 

[Prai]

People stop and look twice after seeing my golden locks.

And then realise im a lad :O

 

[elohelMeight]

Mascara tbh.

Yeah yeah, playground insults lol.

 

[JealY]

Nah I was saying it's what I use, as a joke :P

 

[elohelMeight]

Aye, understood that, thought I'd try & begin a flame war though.

FAILED.


Are you a parking ticket? Because you have fine written all over you!

If you were my homework I'd be doing you rite now all over my desk!

 

[Prai]

Heres a quid, Go ring your dad, Tell him you wont be coming home.

Head or tails? You loose, get your tits out (Whatever the outcome of the flip is)

 

[elohelMeight]

Pick a number between 1 & 10... [Whatever the number], Wrong! Get your tits out.

Same as Prai's, just thought I'd steal his funnies?

 

[JealY]

Aye, understood that, thought I'd try & begin a flame war though.

 

[elohelMeight]

SPAM FROM A NEW LOMCN MEMBER OF STAFF!111!!!


Do you like raisins? [Yes/No] Well how about a date then?

What has 46 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zip.

Not a chat up line, but fairly funny:

Chris Tarrant says, ''For £3200 what is the colour of your wifes fanny hair? Is it:
A;Brown
B;Red
C;Blonde
D;Ginger

Guy replies, ''Can I phone a friend?''