Post your favourite simpsons memory
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Homer: "Pfft if he's so smart... why's he dead?"
Australian guy: You think thats a knife? THIS! is a knife
Lisa: Thats a spoon
Australian guy: Well! i see you've played knifey spooney before!
Kids: Dad theres a badger in the TV
Homer: Badger my ass, its probably milhouse... MILHOUSE!!!
Homer: Nope thats deffinately a badger alright, possibly some kind of griffin.
Homer: Now boy... if something is hard to do... then it isn't worth doing.
Homer: Why speak english when we have american?
Grandpa: My homer is NOT a communist! he may be a bad parent, alcoholic and a communist, but my homer is not a porn star!
Couple of monorail episode quotes:
Homer: Well Marge us monorail drviers are a crazy breed!
Homer: Marge marge marge driving the monorail is as dangerous as slipping on a bar of soap in the shower... :-O I COULD BE KILLED!
Marge: And theres rats in the power cables
Homer: I call the big one bitey
Homer: Hellooooooo my name is joeyjoejoejuniorshabadoo
Moe: Thats the worst name i ever heard
*Mans runs out crying
Barney: HEY! joeyjoejoe!
Australian guy: You think thats a knife? THIS! is a knife
Lisa: Thats a spoon
Australian guy: Well! i see you've played knifey spooney before!
Kids: Dad theres a badger in the TV
Homer: Badger my ass, its probably milhouse... MILHOUSE!!!
Homer: Nope thats deffinately a badger alright, possibly some kind of griffin.
Homer: Now boy... if something is hard to do... then it isn't worth doing.
Homer: Why speak english when we have american?
Grandpa: My homer is NOT a communist! he may be a bad parent, alcoholic and a communist, but my homer is not a porn star!
Couple of monorail episode quotes:
Homer: Well Marge us monorail drviers are a crazy breed!
Homer: Marge marge marge driving the monorail is as dangerous as slipping on a bar of soap in the shower... :-O I COULD BE KILLED!
Marge: And theres rats in the power cables
Homer: I call the big one bitey
Homer: Hellooooooo my name is joeyjoejoejuniorshabadoo
Moe: Thats the worst name i ever heard
*Mans runs out crying
Barney: HEY! joeyjoejoe!
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wrathofb_tches
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some of those quotes are great! I like :
Homer: Now boy... if something is hard to do... then it isn't worth doing.
Homer: Why speak english when we have american?
Homer: Now boy... if something is hard to do... then it isn't worth doing.
Homer: Why speak english when we have american?
Native americans give homer and bart a drink
Homer and Bart take a sip
Native American: The bear urine will make you strong.
Homer and Bart hold the drink in tthere mouth staring the native americans.
Native American: Not really, it's just Fresca.
Homer and Bart spit it out
Homer: FRESCA?!?!
Homer and Bart take a sip
Native American: The bear urine will make you strong.
Homer and Bart hold the drink in tthere mouth staring the native americans.
Native American: Not really, it's just Fresca.
Homer and Bart spit it out
Homer: FRESCA?!?!
Loved1 said:
lol loved that taking a qizz with the door open lmao and when hes in the shower he goes " you bet ure.....(looks around)... ASS you do"
"who loves short shorts??"
"I wear short shorts!!"
o jsut rememebred another one, where lisa acts to be at collage, when shes get droped off at home homer singing:
Homer: You Take Larger Drink, You Take A Whisky Drink, And When You Need To Pee, You Use The Kitchen Sink.
Legendary =op.
/Darkunit
Homer: You Take Larger Drink, You Take A Whisky Drink, And When You Need To Pee, You Use The Kitchen Sink.
Legendary =op.
/Darkunit
duno if any1s heard this one but:
when homer goes to marge and says
Homer: And whereeeeeee have u beeeeeen for the last 10 minutes
Marge: I went to the super market homey
Homer: And wheeeeeere is the super market :P
lol stupid donkey
when homer goes to marge and says
Homer: And whereeeeeee have u beeeeeen for the last 10 minutes
Marge: I went to the super market homey
Homer: And wheeeeeere is the super market :P
lol stupid donkey
"mmm, open faced club sand wedge''
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Homer: ever since youve entered therepy you cant start talking about yourself
Marge: i just came out of my first session and i havnt opened my mouth yet
Homer: see? "I just came out of MY first session and I havnt opened MY mouth yet"
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Homer: ever since youve entered therepy you cant start talking about yourself
Marge: i just came out of my first session and i havnt opened my mouth yet
Homer: see? "I just came out of MY first session and I havnt opened MY mouth yet"
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lmao just rememberd another 1, where marge reads a postcard homer sent her while drunk and he scribbled it down.
And you hear homer read it when he wrote it and at the end he mubbles loads of crap and goes "5 dollars.. get outta it!" crnt remember it alot but it was funny as hell when he mubbles and slurrs lol!
And you hear homer read it when he wrote it and at the end he mubbles loads of crap and goes "5 dollars.. get outta it!" crnt remember it alot but it was funny as hell when he mubbles and slurrs lol!
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Hands down the 2 best qoutes in the Simpsons comes in the episode whre homer is the beer baron and comes home with the car smashed up
Marge: I dont think the Car had broken axles before homer
Homer: Before, Before, your livin' in the past marge, quit livin' in the past.
The other one comes (i think) in the Episode where he is the mayors Bodygaurd, and he goes to a restaeraunt.
Homer: Hav eyou got a free table
waiter: Nyeeeeeeasss Nyeeeaaaass
Mayor: Why do u talk like that
waiter: I had a stroooooooooke
Forgot this one from a halloween special where they get rid of all the guns, then those guys rise from the dead, and the Zombie Sundace Kid goes "Well rob the rich and give the money to the poor.... then rob the poor and shoot the money"
Marge: I dont think the Car had broken axles before homer
Homer: Before, Before, your livin' in the past marge, quit livin' in the past.
The other one comes (i think) in the Episode where he is the mayors Bodygaurd, and he goes to a restaeraunt.
Homer: Hav eyou got a free table
waiter: Nyeeeeeeasss Nyeeeaaaass
Mayor: Why do u talk like that
waiter: I had a stroooooooooke
Forgot this one from a halloween special where they get rid of all the guns, then those guys rise from the dead, and the Zombie Sundace Kid goes "Well rob the rich and give the money to the poor.... then rob the poor and shoot the money"
Lionheart said:
[sloppily scrawled]
Maybe it's the beer talking Marge but you got a butt that won't quit.
they got those big chewy pretzels here merJanthfgrr five dollars??!!!?
get outta here [scrawl]
-- Homer's single love letter (postcard) to Marge, ``Bart the Lover''
Hahahahahahahhahaaha.
Grandpa: Son! can i borrow your car?
Homer: NOO! you might drive it.
*Homer is letting bart do something bad when marge walks in
Marge: HOMER! how could you let this happen?
Homer: No how could YOU! let this happen
Marge: I wasn;t here
Homer: Oh how conveniant!
Homer: Ok guys i know lisas a girl so i dont want any one of you taking the mick because she is diff.... A HAH! that kid has buzums!!!
*Chases kid towel snapping him
Fat kid: Oh please dont make me run, i am full of chocolate.
Homer: NOO! you might drive it.
*Homer is letting bart do something bad when marge walks in
Marge: HOMER! how could you let this happen?
Homer: No how could YOU! let this happen
Marge: I wasn;t here
Homer: Oh how conveniant!
Homer: Ok guys i know lisas a girl so i dont want any one of you taking the mick because she is diff.... A HAH! that kid has buzums!!!
*Chases kid towel snapping him
Fat kid: Oh please dont make me run, i am full of chocolate.
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What about when mr burns says he'll donate money to charity when pigs fly, and then a pig soars past the window because of lisa :lol:++
Lmao oh yeh,
Mr.Burns: Smithers, today im going to donate all my money to Charity
Smithers: .......
Mr.Burns: When pigs fly *Laughs*
Smithers: *Laughs*
'Pig flies past the window'
Can't rmb what he said after, i think he said he was joking or sumit? lol
Mr.Burns: Smithers, today im going to donate all my money to Charity
Smithers: .......
Mr.Burns: When pigs fly *Laughs*
Smithers: *Laughs*
'Pig flies past the window'
Can't rmb what he said after, i think he said he was joking or sumit? lol