Well, I've been to Hastings and I've been to Brighton
I've been to Eastbourne too
So what, so what
And I've been here, I've been there
I've been every ****ing where
So what, so what
So what, so what, you boring little ****
Well, who cares, who cares what you do
Yeah, who cares, who cares about you, you, you, you, you
Well, I've ****ed the queen, I've ****ed Bach
I've even sucked an old man's ****
So what, so what
And I've ****ed a sheep, I've ****ed a goat
I rammed my **** right down its throat
So what, so what
So what, so what, you boring little ****
Well, who cares, who cares what you do
And, who cares, who cares about you, you, you, you, you
And I've drunk that, I've drunk this
I've spewed up on a pint of piss
So what, so what
I've had scank, I've had speed
I've jacked up until I bleed
So what, so what
So what, so what, you boring little ****
Well, who cares, who cares what you do
Yeah, who cares, who cares about you, you, you, you, you, you
A-hahaha!
Yeah!
I've had crabs, I've had lice
I've had the clap and that ain't nice
So what, so what
I've ****ed this, I've ****ed that
I've even ****ed a school girl's twat
So what, so what
So what, so what, you boring little ****
Well, who cares, who cares what you do
And, who cares, who cares about you, you, you, you, you, you
So ****ing what!
Yeah