Stupid damn vandaling chav

daneo1989

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Where did i claim it was funny? Im basically saying how useless they are.

If i put a 'chav' on the bike you'd be all roflmao saying their twats.
which they are usless. dosnt mean they aint doing there job's and chav's are chav's and they all need shooting.
 

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They're only useless because they have no actual authority of power, give them some, and the twats that treat them like **** wouldn't do so..

Too many people cry when they see a copper lash out, but they dont give two tossess when someone takes the piss or assaults a copper. They're supposed to enforcing the law, give them power to do it with for **** sake.
 

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What pisses me off is when people say *Oh i hate Police, They do fack all*

But who do they call when their house is being burgled etc?

Ghost busters.

I don't think so.
 

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copper fell off his bike i found it funny. aswell as the fact they were ****ing around whilst probably on shift.

i agree though give them some power and less paper work and the law would be feared more.
 

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i dont think they were fking about, i think they were trying to learn how to jump off a bike at high speed.
 

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copper fell off his bike i found it funny. aswell as the fact they were ****ing around whilst probably on shift.

i agree though give them some power and less paper work and the law would be feared more.
What you mean like the sugestion last year from MET that all officers should carry fire arms.

Start at where it begins I say and shove everyone under the age of 25 in army and all criminals under 25 in army and send them to iraq.....
 

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so basically you're saying everyone under 25 should go into the army?

but how would i get my paper in the morning?
 

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What you mean like the sugestion last year from MET that all officers should carry fire arms.

Start at where it begins I say and shove everyone under the age of 25 in army and all criminals under 25 in army and send them to iraq.....

fire arms would be a start tbh.
 

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Why would you want to join the army at 16? all your wages goes to the queen till your 17-18
 

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lol at evry 1 under 25 going in to the army

were all ready short of workers so doing that would mean more polish.

giving criminals more fire arms ye what a gd idea lmao

if they want to get rid off all dick heads out there the all they have to do is to give them longer and better sentences

ie.

kill some 1 u will be killed
give them less in jail.
make them suffer.

its an easyer life in jail than having to work every day to make scraps



*god dam wages rly need to go up*
 

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lol at evry 1 under 25 going in to the army

were all ready short of workers so doing that would mean more polish.

giving criminals more fire arms ye what a gd idea lmao

if they want to get rid off all dick heads out there the all they have to do is to give them longer and better sentences

ie.

kill some 1 u will be killed
give them less in jail.
make them suffer.

its an easyer life in jail than having to work every day to make scraps



*god dam wages rly need to go up*

I think he meant give the forces fire arms.
Monogoooooooooooooooooo
 

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What you mean like the sugestion last year from MET that all officers should carry fire arms.

Start at where it begins I say and shove everyone under the age of 25 in army and all criminals under 25 in army and send them to iraq.....

I think he meant give the forces fire arms.
Monogoooooooooooooooooo


errr read it u "mongo" he said all criminals under 25 should go in army and send the to iraq ??

what u sending them with a stick ?
 

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As long as there not shooting at us I'm not assed.

And if you meant that why didn't you explain it more, As about 3 posts above yours, Colonel stated that firearms should be given to the police.
 

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How do you tell the difference between a British Police Officer, an Australian Police Officer and an American Police Officer?

Pose the following question: You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, a dangerous looking man with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, raises the knife, and charges. You are carrying a Glock 40, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do you do?

UK POLICE OFFICER'S ANSWER
Well, that's not enough information to answer the question! Does the man look poor or oppressed? Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack? Could we run away? What does my wife think? What about the kids?

Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand? What does the law say about this situation? Does the Glock have appropriate safety built into it? Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children?

Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me? Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me? If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me? Should I call 999?

Why is this street so deserted? We need to raise taxes, have paint and weed days and make this a happier, healthier street that would discourage such behaviour. If I raise my gun and he turns and runs away, do I get blamed when he falls over running away, knocks his head and kills himself?

If I shoot him, and lose the court case does he have the opportunity to sue me, cost me my job, my credibility and I will lose my family home?

AUSTRALIAN OFFICER'S ANSWER
BANG!

AMERICAN OFFICER'S ANSWER
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! Click... (Sounds of reloading) BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! Click.

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