stupid stuff

[kud125]

mentaL gave me an idea, what would be the stupidest thing you got owned by last ,

e.g mine would be jumping off a conservatory roof into a rose bush whilst i was drunk

now tell me yours so we can all laugh at each other:dunce:

 

[Dark12345]

lol i was on this big like tree swing down the forest wid my m8s and i swang down and as i was going down i let go by accident and went bout 5 metres in the air lol !

 

[kud125]

Lmao

 

[Blaminator]

i tried to walk on stilty sort of things and fell over last night

 

[Floyd]

fell out my bathroom window being drunk and throwing cucumber at a m8

 

[ipixel]

sh!tting in a plantpot.

 

[kud125]

Rofl Lmfao

 

[Pyros]

mine would have to be when i was drunk one night walkign home from town and jumped on the back of a tesco trolley lol, guess my balance wasn't too good, flipped the trolley and my hands hit the floor ripping out 3 fingernails, nice lol.

 

[Prai]

Mine was probs fishing, I caught a big one went in with net to grap sliped and droped net and fish was Pulling my fcuking arm and i was holding a tree stump for dear life.

 

[kud125]

what did you catch a ******* alligator? or have you got the muscle of a 5 year old?

 

[Striapach]

owned myself - climbed a tree to get a swing from it fell off tree and broke my ankle in 2 places

owned sumone else - was fly fishin one day and sum old dude walked behind me when i looked around and didnt see him i continued to recast and ended up catching the old dude in the ear lol

 

[kud125]

continued to recast and ended up catching the old dude in the ear lol

surprised didnt rip the old buggers ear off lmao

 

[Striapach]

surprised didnt rip the old buggers ear off lmao

lol i caught him through the fleshy part of the ear where it gets pierced

 

[Prai]

what did you catch a ******* alligator? or have you got the muscle of a 5 year old?

a 19Pound Pike But i sliped of the tree stump and fell in, Im not letting my 200Pound rod go for beans.

 

[Opeth]

I defecated into a bulldogs mouth while Muffin's mum watched.

Then she begged me to do it again.

 

[anto]

Falling in a skip and waking up there the next morning.

 

[Nutter]

The list of my stupidity goes on and on...
Falling around 12foot onto carefully laid drawin pins ( my m8 pushed me )....

Another m8 was running after someone with a nice big log and swung and let go but it missed the guy and hit me in the face knocking me out ( why am i friends with these people )...

 

[Floyd]

I defecated into a bulldogs mouth while Muffin's mum watched.

Then she begged me to do it again.

LMFAO, LEGEND!

 

[Striapach]

me ownin sumone else again - while down fishin with my cousin i accedentally hooked in the scalp with a tiger devon, lol took me 30mins to unhook him...good times

also while rock fishin i was bringing in a polock and hit my sister in the face with it lol, she didnt know wat happand for a minute

me gettin owned - while out rollerblading with a couple of friends they thought it would be funny to push my in to a thorn bush, as u can imagine it was funny for them but fukin painful for me