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w00t84

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One up on me? the only person that has one up on me is your mother, and thats because shes always ontop of me you idiot.

Although, if anybody does like you here, they won't be liked by anyone else which is why they resort to being your friend.

Cry? I'm crying am I? The only thing thats crying on my body is my dick, and thats all over your mam.
 

Zidio

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LOL mum jokes how sad i forgot you are only a young lad still. Sounds to me asif you have just received your first ever pubic hair and now you think your soo hard and cool you can give abuse over the internets.

Mate you just failed again as nothing you say means anything to me.
 

w00t84

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My first pubic hair was actually my really small penis, you know, the one you tend to like talking about.

I'm 17, any 17 year old without pubes really isn't a 17 year old at all...

You say nothing I say means anything to you... but why would what you say mean anything to me. Your an extreme of the word ugly and you really have nothing much going for you.
 

Zidio

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You have no room to judge me for one you dont know me and by the sounds of it you probly havnt ever had sex in your life time. I can get fanny mate, whatever you think i look like, where as you on the other hand spend to much time on computers and the internet to even consider it.
 

w00t84

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I am a virgin, happily admit that, I'm 17 dude theres time to go out trying to get "fanny" as you say. I want to sort my career out so I can earn my own money instead of claiming benefits like you, scum.










Get a ****ing life, idiot.
 

Xanan

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lal virgin,

got alot to look forward to fella.

I like zidio, but ima not get involved.
 

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Iv always been here you just dont know what name i was under :)

zidio just admitted he has multiple accounts, thats means banage!!!!

ps. only sex you could get zidio is earal sex.
 

Perebble

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Why even bother lieing mate you just know i will always have one up on you so you dont want me here. Plenty of peeps like me here and for one iv never left this place. Iv always been here you just dont know what name i was under
Name 5 people that like you.
I'm not really fond of w00t, but I must admit, he's way up on you.

And what's wrong with being a virgin?
Some people want to wait until they're with the right person.
They're not all as desperate as you that they have to have sex the first thing they can, even if it's dumbo.
:)