This just happened outside

[Atomicide]

60 million times too big, atom slaps signature is, MSN on, i heard about it.

 

[Peart]

I cant find my remote.

 

[Eskimo]

What a coincidence, I also can't find my remote.

 

[Perebble]

I lost my remote once, then I realised I was sitting on it.

 

[kud125]

my cat lies on my remote control, it's so fat it hides the remtoe control.

 

[Soul]

I eat remote control's for breakfast <3

 

[Eskimo]

My cat isn't really a cat, it's a feline.

 

[Blaminator]

i have a remote control

 

[Eskimo]

Where do you place your remote control?

 

[Peart]

I found my remote control. The remote control had slipped under one of the arms of my chair.

 

[anto]

I stamped on my remote as it wasn't working at the time.

 

[Peart]

Did stamping on the remote fix the remote?

 

[Atomicide]

Did stamping on the remote fix the remote?

Earlier today, my remote control broke, there was also a pair of moths ****ing me right off, so i used a jar and some flyspray to create a gas chamber

I guess the moral of the story is:

Dont ****ing fly into my lights CONSTANTLY while im annoyed at something else.

 

[Wond]

I had a remote control once, but it ran away.

 

[anto]

Did stamping on the remote fix the remote?

No, i got my remote controll replaced at cash converters.

 

[Peart]

Earlier today, my remote control broke, there was also a pair of moths ****ing me right off, so i used a jar and some flyspray to create a gas chamber

I guess the moral of the story is:

Dont ****ing fly into my lights CONSTANTLY while im annoyed at something else.

yesterday a moth flew onto my floor lamp and he got trapped under the bulb and the heat made him catch fire and pop. My room smelled of burning for a good 10 mins afterwards.

The moral of the story is:

It's amazing Ikea lamps pass safety checks.

 

[Eskimo]

yesterday a moth flew onto my floor lamp and he got trapped under the bulb and the heat made him catch fire and pop. My room smelled of burning for a good 10 mins afterwards.

The moral of the story is:

It's amazing Ikea lamps pass safety checks.

I had a Moth buzzing around a lampless bulb in the outdoor porch...
I got my feline and said to it, "Now I know you're not a cat but go and eat that Moth, it's irritating me."
My feline jumped 7ft odd in the air and hung on to the bulb while it ate the moth.
I took my feline to the hospital for felines with suspected hiccups.
It ended up with a nasty cough and 3rd party house burns.

The moral of this story:

It's not a good idea to tell your feline to jump 7ft and eat a moth because it will end up with a bad cough.

 

[Atomicide]

1. Find a location with a bat population
2. Wait till bat population is out flying
3. Throw rolled up paper balls into the air
4. Watch in wonder as the bats chase them
5. (optional) carry a baseball bat and see if you can score some bat-points.

 

[Peart]

1. stun 2 flies
2. glue them to opposite ends of a lolly stick
3. wait for them to come to
4. laugh as they fail to agree which direction to go in