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This is not to to flame or insult, but just for a laugh, yes im sure you can tell what i did but it sounds much funnier when we all know the person involved rather than the ginger man himself, so here goes




22 Urban Fox Facts

1. Urban Fox’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
2. Urban Fox does not sleep. He waits.
3. Urban Fox is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
4. The chief export of Urban Fox is pain.
5. Urban Fox defines love as the reluctance to murder. If you’re still alive, it’s because Urban Fox loves you.
6. Urban Fox isn’t hung like a horse. Horses are hung like Urban Fox.
7. If you can see Urban Fox, he can see you. If you can’t see Urban Fox you may be only seconds away from death.
8. Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Urban Fox instead decided to punch his way out of his mother’s womb.
9. There are no disabled people. Only people who have met Urban Fox.
10. Urban Fox can win a game of Monopoly without owning any property.
11. There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Urban Fox allows to live.

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12. In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Urban Fox, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone has ever gotten.
13. Urban Fox invented cancer because he was tired of killing people
14. In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Urban Fox could use to kill you, including the room itself.
15. Urban Fox is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.
16. Urban Fox is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
17. When Urban Fox goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.
18. Urban Fox has two speeds: walk and kill.
19.When Urban Fox jumps into a body of water, he doesn’t get wet. The water gets Urban Fox instead.
20. Urban Fox can divide by zero.
21. Urban Fox can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
22. When Urban Fox runs with scissors, other people get hurt.
 

Salad

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I was bored with in the first 1 min of reading your post. Funny facts? no just plain stupid again you have lowered yourself down in my opinion of you.
 

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I actually agree with mental, its funnier if its someone you have actually heard of/know.
 

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psh. i used to know that site ages ago. someone fill me in with what it is...
 

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Colonel said:
if u didnt find it funny, U NEED A CAT SCAN! ur special tho salad u need cat scan and a pair of legs

Considering i can walk i have got legs? Ill even prove it to you if you find it so hard to read :). Yes humans have cat scans....
 

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Salad said:
Considering i can walk i have got legs? Ill even prove it to you if you find it so hard to read :). Yes humans have cat scans....

yes human do get cat scans... i sensed ur sarcasm ther