Where is the any key?!?!

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Zen2

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At work today i get a support call put through, the customer asks wheres the any key on my keyboard??

my reply: Excuse me sir? Could you explain what exactly you are trying to do?

Him: When i start my computer it keeps telling me to press the any key

Me: Sir do you realise you have a cd or dvd in your dvd drive?

Him: No no, all i need to know is where the any key is

Me: Yes sir, the reason for the machine asking you to press any key is becuase you have a bootable dvd or cd in your disk drive, in which will cause the machine to ask you to press the 'any key'. Remove the disk and your problem will be resolved.

Him: Ok brilliant but i still cant find the any key on my keyboard

Me: "getting slightly annoyed by now* Sir the machine does not have an 'any key' its simply asking you to push any of the keys on your keyboard if you would like to boot from the disk in the drive.

Him: Oh, ok thank you very much for your time


What a numpty, i was tempted to ask him to box the machine up send it back and never touch one again!! some people, thought i should share this one with lomcn.
 

Tai

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So through the whole time he was looking for the 'any' key, he didn't press...any key? lol oh dear
 

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lol i remmber this being on the simpsons aswell lol.

"To start push any key... argh, where's the any key?! Hesh, all this thinking has made me hungry, I think I'll order a Tab. Oh! No time for that, the computer's starting!"
 

Zen2

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Poor chap, this guy was actually genuine. i did have to quickly mute him and have a quick lol with some colleagues, mind you he was definatly a different race. i dont get paid enough to deal with people like this!!! :D
 

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"To start push any key... argh, where's the any key?! Hesh, all this thinking has made me hungry, I think I'll order a Tab. Oh! No time for that, the computer's starting!"

Doh! Old school Simpsons xD