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You couldnt be any wrong, my friend.

I have been on holiday twice a year, since i was about 6. Places include America, Egypt, Greece ect ect.

My old man has also owned pubs, 3 in London, 1 in Wolverhampton, 2 in Leeds, 1 in Sheffield, 1 in Chesterfield.

A lager top is a well known womans drink. Atleast with all the people I know.

So why the narrow-minded-prick attitude? lol

When did your "old man" own these pubs? 1940 is buzzing at me again.

And again I don't know whether your UK is a different island to mine but I've served more snake bites to women than I have lager tops, and vice versa. And no - I've never worked in a gay bar!
 

mapadale

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I so had to PMSL reading both Skyline & alaeba comments towards each other.

If we where living in the 1940's Alaeba, you certainly wouldn't see a man drinking lager. He would be drinking bitter, if you did see a man drinking lager, he would be known as a nancy boy.

Between the 1920's up to the early 1960's lager was produced from the left over crap of bitter, this was seen as a womans drink and lemonade was used to add a sweet taste to the lager. This was to take away the bitter taste that was still apparant after it was made, why people drink it with lemonade gets me nowadays.
 

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I so had to PMSL reading both Skyline & alaeba comments towards each other.

If we where living in the 1940's Alaeba, you certainly wouldn't see a man drinking lager. He would be drinking bitter, if you did see a man drinking lager, he would be known as a nancy boy.

Between the 1920's up to the early 1960's lager was produced from the left over crap of bitter, this was seen as a womans drink and lemonade was used to add a sweet taste to the lager. This was to take away the bitter taste that was still apparant after it was made, why people drink it with lemonade gets me nowadays.

You wet yourself laughing at that? OK, first of all you need to get out more.

Secondly it was a joke, and the last time I checked in the world that is Earth, a joke didn't have to be historically nor factually correct.

Way to piss on my parade! :punch:
 

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You wet yourself laughing at that? OK, first of all you need to get out more.

Secondly it was a joke, and the last time I checked in the world that is Earth, a joke didn't have to be historically nor factually correct.

Way to piss on my parade! :punch:
Correction I didn't 'wet' myself I 'P1ssed' myself, so lets be PC about this.

When you call someone a 'narrow minded prick', thats not a joke at all and then trying to lighten the fact with a 'joke' isn't a joke at all, but a way of trying to lower a persons selfestem or trying to make them feel small.
 

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Correction I didn't 'wet' myself I 'P1ssed' myself, so lets be PC about this.

When you call someone a 'narrow minded prick', thats not a joke at all and then trying to lighten the fact with a 'joke' isn't a joke at all, but a way of trying to lower a persons selfestem or trying to make them feel small.

There's nothing PC about the difference between wetting oneself and p1ssing oneself. That's called being anal. Regardless, you still need to get out more for finding that at all amusing.

If we're being anal though, I didn't call him a narrow minded prick, I said his previous comment was that of someone with a narrow minded prick attitude.

I'm getting the impression that you're the kind of person who, when someone meets you, they then go home and feel like hanging themselves as you've drained all sense of hope, humour and sanity from their lives. Am I right? I'm close aren't I.
 

mapadale

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There's nothing PC about the difference between wetting oneself and p1ssing oneself. That's called being anal. Regardless, you still need to get out more for finding that at all amusing.

If we're being anal though, I didn't call him a narrow minded prick, I said his previous comment was that of someone with a narrow minded prick attitude.

I'm getting the impression that you're the kind of person who, when someone meets you, they then go home and feel like hanging themselves as you've drained all sense of hope, humour and sanity from their lives. Am I right? I'm close aren't I.
There is a thing called 'Indirect and direct' comment, what you said was an indirect comment, doesn't matter how you try and dress it up or down in your case. I would suggest that the comment on its whole, responds very well to you and your narrow mindedness.

As for being PC over 'Wetting' & 'P1ssing' one's self, their is a very big difference between the two comments. It's called using a variation of description over comment, but seeing as you come across as being clever you would know this.

Now seeing as we are making comment on how we perseve a person, lets do it for you shall we.

Anal x2 would suggest to me, you like to bend over and take it up the rear and I'm guessing that Im very close to the truth. You won't admit it though, as you are far back in the closet they nicknamed you 'Narnia' at school. Your own psychological well being is brought into question with your 'I act clever' comments, which means you was bullied at school and as a way to make up for that, you like to 'Try' and pull a person down below your own level.
 

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There is a thing called 'Indirect and direct' comment, what you said was an indirect comment, doesn't matter how you try and dress it up or down in your case. I would suggest that the comment on its whole, responds very well to you and your narrow mindedness.

As for being PC over 'Wetting' & 'P1ssing' one's self, their is a very big difference between the two comments. It's called using a variation of description over comment, but seeing as you come across as being clever you would know this.

Now seeing as we are making comment on how we perseve a person, lets do it for you shall we.

Anal x2 would suggest to me, you like to bend over and take it up the rear and I'm guessing that Im very close to the truth. You won't admit it though, as you are far back in the closet they nicknamed you 'Narnia' at school. Your own psychological well being is brought into question with your 'I act clever' comments, which means you was bullied at school and as a way to make up for that, you like to 'Try' and pull a person down below your own level.

On the contrary I don't ever remember being bullied at school, I was actually quite popular even if I do say so myself ^_^

A fair amount of that post doesn't actually make an awful lot of sense but as you said, I'm a clever guy and can get the jist of what you're trying to say.

If I wanted to call Skyline an outright narrow minded prick, then believe me I would. However I don't believe that he is, I believe he means well but has probably lead a slightly sheltered life and/or been mislead in some of his beliefs. That's enough about Sky though cos this clearly isn't about him anymore.

As I have already tried to explain, there may be differences between wetting oneself and p1ssing oneself, but there's nothing PC about it.

Now about how you "perseve" me (whatever that means, lol). The fact I used the world 'anal' twice was simply a matter of it being relevant to the discussion, and the fact you think that means I'm gay tells us a lot more about you than it does me. But yes, I enjoy anal sex, thanks for asking :)

My recent "I Act Clever" comments have actually been a mock of your own comments; isn't it funny how you picked up on mine but not your own? I'm virtually wetting myself infact!
 

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So why the narrow-minded-prick attitude? lol

When did your "old man" own these pubs? 1940 is buzzing at me again.

And again I don't know whether your UK is a different island to mine but I've served more snake bites to women than I have lager tops, and vice versa. And no - I've never worked in a gay bar!
He's owned them over the past... 12 years.

He's currently running a pub/hotel, the one on Chesterfield.

I'm not been a narrow-minded-prick.

A lager top is known as a womans drink, and so is a snake bite like you say. If I ask 10 people if a lager top is a womans drink, I bet more will say yes than no.

These people you serve alot of people lager tops too, there not by any chance during buying more than one drink are they?

Oh, and I cant help but think that you are Tai ;)
 

mapadale

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He's owned them over the past... 12 years.

He's currently running a pub/hotel, the one on Chesterfield.

I'm not been a narrow-minded-prick.

A lager top is known as a womans drink, and so is a snake bite like you say. If I ask 10 people if a lager top is a womans drink, I bet more will say yes than no.

These people you serve alot of people lager tops too, there not by any chance during buying more than one drink are they?

Oh, and I cant help but think that you are Tai ;)
I get that as well..........
 

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Of course it's Tai, I imagine people figured that out ages ago.

Don't go banning tho :( he's one of the few people who actually speaks sense.

Although a lager top is a bit of a girly drink :p
 

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There's nothing PC about the difference between wetting oneself and p1ssing oneself. That's called being anal.


Truth, made me lol.

Also i know snakebite is a lady drink, but im still a fan. Spesh as it'll get u drunk cheaper/quicker. (well for the price of a snakebite on my campus).

/Gand
 

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Its a nice drink, and true, gets you drunk.

Turbo shandys are also good to get you drunk. We have a pub here that serves a lager that about 9%, not sure on the name, but a turbo shandy with that lager is lethal.
 

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ive neva thought snake bites were a girls drink tbh, at £1.20 a pint its all we drink at my uni bar on nights.
 

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Alot of people class Cider its self as a girls drink.

Might have been a few years back, but seems more popular these days to mainly men.
 

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aye thats true. most girls i go out drinking with still buy cider tho, but since magners more guys seem to drink it.
 

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aye thats true. most girls i go out drinking with still buy cider tho, but since magners more guys seem to drink it.

may be different in different places i spose, bcuz i have never seen any girl i go out with drink cider or even a lager top to be honest, not saying they aint girly drinks but never have i seen any drinking them. They usualy stick to wine,wkd,malibu,vodka. Snake bites have always been guys fav drink in lot of the bars i go to, my mrs and her friends think they taste awful, and only see guys drinking them.
 
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I personally think paint thinner, varnish or petrol are good options for a serious drinker such as yourself. There a drink called the "flaming ****smoker" where you drink 2 shots of straight petrol, then light the top of another and drink that as well.

Your entire post is bollocks, considering that your talking about consuming 8 litres of alcoholic drinks, along with coke and everything else. I mean at the very least your talking about taking in about 150 units of alcohol, and around 18,000 calories on drinks alone. Factor in things used for mixers etc and you are probably hitting 22,000 calories in drinks alone and factor in any eating, your pushing that to 25,000

If you kept that up then you would be a massively fat *******, the GDA of calories for an average man is about 2200-2500 so you are consuming the equivelent of 10 days of food in 2 days, FATTY.

Just sit and drink raw alcohol or straight vodka to get drunk, cos I mean, being drunk is the pinnicle of awesomeness etc, and hopefully in about 5 years time when your liver is shot to ****, and your in need of a transplant, you can come back here and inform us so we can link this post, and laugh in your face.