Foreskin face cream

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A new wrinkle cream that promises fabulous results. But the question everyone's asking is "what's in that cream?"
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Barbara Blair says this new gel she's been using makes her face look a lot younger than the Retin-A and vitamin C creams she's been using. "It's really tightened my skin. Firmed it.

The little lines are much better. The texture is very appreciably different." What Blair probably doesn't know is that a key ingredient in the cream is the foreskin of a circumcised baby. The skin that would otherwise be tossed away. It was first made into a product that helped burn victims heal. Now it's in this antiwrinkle gel, called TNS Recovery Complex. Betsy Rubenstone is the aesthetician in the plastic surgery department at the University of Pennsylvania and she swears by this stuff. She knows why the foreskin is used. "It's filled with everything we begin to lose as we age," Rubenstone says. "And that includes growth factors, amino acids, proteins, collage, elastin and holyuronic acid." Thomas Jefferson University Hospital dermatologist Paul Bujanauskas says while TNS might have merit, he would not prescribe it for his patients because no scientific research proving its value has been published in medical journals. The cost of one bottle of TNS is about $130. And that will last you about a month and a half. How does it smell? Well that's another downside. Just ask anybody who uses it. "It's disgusting. It's got a sour smell to it that makes you want to gag," says Blair. "But you get used to it."
 

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i can understand it for burns victims etc, but for the price of beauty surely its going 2 far?
 

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Another face cream, which people thinks works because it has a big price tag.
 

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Lmao what next...... What is this world coming too..... Will there be pills to live longer soon? lmao... o dear.
 

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Lmao what next...... What is this world coming too..... Will there be pills to live longer soon? lmao... o dear.

What on earth you think vitamin pills and **** are? For people to know what drugs are like without the risks?
 

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Seems, desperation has reached a new level, yes ok we all want women looking sexy forever but it aint gnna happen, they need to get over it, some face products ok, but this is just sick.
 

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i had a skin graph when i was younger and i never have used such a product or even heard of it its bs if u ask me
 

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Seems, desperation has reached a new level, yes ok we all want women looking sexy forever but it aint gnna happen, they need to get over it, some face products ok, but this is just sick.

I think wrinkles on face > babys foreskin on face.
 

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Well if there are any ladies out there, that want a foreskin on their face....well im all for nominating myself.