American Football

DayWalker™

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American footballers use their hands to play 'american football'......durrr

[and feet when they have a kick or w/e but not as much as they use their hands]

so why do they call rugby football?

/Stan
 

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They dont?

Rugby is Rugby
Football is Soccer
American Football is Football
 

Opeth

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Careful DayWalker and Craig, Urban banned me for racism for saying those things.

Yes, American Football is a race.
:tard:
 

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American football makes no sense to me. Most team sports make so sense to me. Except ice hockey.
 

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Our school CCSD (I graduated last year) hasn't had a winning season since 2000 when all of the coaching staff left due to the school's administration being complete idiots. Since then we havn't won more than 3 games each season (average of 10 or so games). Now, from what I hear the school administration wants to fire the current coaching staff because they *think* they are the problem. Well, as always, the school administration knows jack **** about anything football related. The coaching staff is GREAT.

Reasons why we havn't had a winning season, year by year analysis, listed in order of magnatude:

Year 1 (2001; my first year;Freshman; Junior Varsity Team)

-Whole coaching staff left 1 week before first game
-Key senior players left because of schools decision
-Former coaching staff comes back to coach rest of the season

Year 2 (2002; my second year; Sophmore; DID NOT PLAY)
-Same coaching staff from 2001 (Head wrestling coach)
-Young team

Year 3 (2003; my third year; Junior; Varsity)
-New coaching staff
-Key player injuries

Year 4 (2004; my fourth and final year in high school; Senior; Varsity)
-Key player injuries
-2nd season with coaching staff

Year 5 (2005; my brother's sophmore year; Varsity)
-YOUNG team
-School administration imposed limitations


Now I'll explain what I mean with:

New coaching staff:

With each new coaching staff brings a new style of play. You can't learn a new offense and perfect it in just a year or two.


Key player injuries:

Self-explanitory. Vital players on the team getting injured with 2nd and 3rd string replacing them.

Young team:

You don't win games with a young team. A 15/16 year old vs. a larger, faster 17/18 year old isn't a sight to see. This is usually the "rebuilding" year, where as these players mature and they learn the offense then their coming years are met with success.

School administration imposed limitations:

1)Football consists of 2 months of dedicated practicing in the summer. The school did not recognize this and allowed other sports like wrestling to hold as much as 20 hours a week of practice per week.

2)Shared weight room. To me this was a "WTF" issue. To be "fair" the weight room had to be shared time wise evenly between all the sports... As in girls volleyball and basketball get's the same time as football... what a load of crap.

3)The administration deemed it nessecary for practice to end @ 5:30PM. End as in all athletes are already out of the locker room. Considering football starts @ 2:30~PM that's only 3 hours of practice minus about 30-45 minutes of getting dresses and undressed and walking to the field.

4)Have to come back before it get's dark... Because the practice field is across a street the administration didn't want any kids to walk across a cross walk while it was dark, even though there are tons of lights around the area... Luckily it didn't get too dark till the last 2 weeks of the season.





You're probably wondering why I posted this. When I figure it out, I'll let you know.
 

Ash

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now downloading this tbh ^__^ i watched the last years one you posted bio, an it was alrite, so ill see what this one is like :D
 

Opeth

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urbanfox said:
You're an disease on this forum. Bull**** I banned you for anything but clear racism.

Might wanna check your logs there, big guy.

Or are you mixing up your English and actually mean ''Nothing but clear racism''?
 

urbanfox

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Opeth said:
Might wanna check your logs there, big guy.

Or are you mixing up your English and actually mean ''Nothing but clear racism''?

Actually, no, my grammar is not incorrect. Let me make it real simple for you, don't post anything off topic or you'll get your a warning, you're not going to crap this thread.
 

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ash1234 said:
now downloading this tbh ^__^ i watched the last years one you posted bio, an it was alrite, so ill see what this one is like :D


Better hits in this one in my opinon.




Edit:


Yeah. Basicly what Urban said was right. It's not really the coach's nor the player's fault. I blame my gay school. *EVERY* other sport has either won there divison, won there league, or has gone undefeated in the past 5 years. Out basketball team in 2001 made it all the way to the State Title game! That is pretty big for a school that is about 400 students, considering we went up againest schools who had thousands. So basicly, our school screws us over because they obviouisly don't like football. Fags in my opinon.
 
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CraiG^

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I'm Sportsist. Gay people play American Football, all it is , is 2 men hugging each over to grab the ball and play with it then they have to score into the poles.

In Other words

2 men playing with 1's ball trying to put it between someones legs...

I win.


Anywayyy..... Urban hoq you can see fit to type all that just for lomcn is a mystery
 

Opeth

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urbanfox said:
Actually, no, my grammar is not incorrect. Let me make it real simple for you, don't post anything off topic or you'll get your a warning, you're not going to crap this thread.

I'll get mine a warning? Nice one, Shakespear. Not so incorrect after all, huh big guy?

Oh ****, now what? Are you gonna ban me for being racist against Shakespears?
 

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Have you ever watched a game of American Football CraiG^? Judging from the game rules you just gave, methinks not :P

I prefer Rugby, but can't beat the tackles/sacks/hits, in American Football, whatever you want to call them.