blonde jokes

Shabalabalong

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Jul 1, 2006
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i was just wondering cos i aint heard one in ages....! so could someone post me a blonde joke cos they really make me laugh lol...

...Ta,
/Shabalabalong
 

Dark12345

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Apr 4, 2004
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three girls are taken in for a execution , all for murder.

One Brunette , One Redhead , And one Blonde.

The executioners all lift there guns aiming at the first girl. A brunette.

The boss executioner shouts "3...2...1....F" and the brunette screams "Tornado"

They all turn round and the brunette runs and escapes.

They all aim at the redhead this time and the boss shouts "3...2...1..FI" and the redhead shouts Earthquake.All the gunners turn around and the redhead runs, escaping.

Then all of the gunners aim there guns at the blonde and the boss again shouts "3...2...1" and the blonde shouts Fire!.


hehe i cant remember where i got that although ive always remembered it :P
 

Josh123

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Dec 10, 2006
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One stupid Blonde, One smart blonde and santa all jump off a cliffe, who lands first?






The stupid blonde because smart blondes and santa doesnt exist.