Fat...

[Sawell]

I used to be fat, now I am not.

However, I've been going out with my girlfriend now for nearly half a year and I think she's on a mission to make me fat again, i.e. she keeps feeding me crap and taking me to tesco when I'm hungry (worst thing in the world to do!).

Has anyone gone through this and can share some words of wisdom? I used to have loads of willpower in this area due to self confidence and whatnot, so did it out of my own personal interest, now that I have a beautiful intelligent girlfriend with a solid friend base and a great primary and secondary income with plenty of potential I find myself struggling to reassure myself that fat is not the way to go, obviously this is different on the surface but I guess in my sub-conscious I'm loving eating what I like and neglecting the gym.

I've put on maybe half a stone and fair enough people have said my current weight is the best to be at, I look more healthy and in better shape due to looking malnourished and bony at one point. I don't wish to keep going that way though.

I see it all the time, couples get comfortable then both get fat... I'm not prepared to let that happen and I don't want to only be driven by willpower when I already look like a blimp, because I know it'll work at that stage.

Here's a then and now to give you some idea what could happen if I fail in my mission:

 

[MentaL]

My weight went up and down, but problem with additional weight is you feel insecure, if your gf is trying to increase your weight, say to her, "babe, i worked hard to loose the weight for $reason, please respect that" , hopefully she will understand.


But, if you do want to eat fatty stuff, like myself, if you treat yourself to a chinese, just burn it off the next day by intense exercise..

 

[Ash]

Agree'd with what mental says.

Let her know what you would prefer to do because its 100% your choice.

 

[Blizzard]

maybe they not enough of u to cuddle up to at nights lol

 

[Blaminator]

Do what mental says, if she doesn't listen, then ***** slap her

 

[Xanan]

fat smat.


They're called love handles dear.

 

[F4LL3N_4NG3L]

Is your girlfriend fat? As if not why would she try to make you fat...LOL IMO I think you looking good :P

oo BTW nice eyes

/Mia x

 

[urbanfox]

The Husband Store ...

A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City , where a
woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the
entrance is a description of how the store operates.

You may visit the store ONLY ONCE !
You may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the Building!

So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband . .

On the first floor the sign on the door reads:

Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord.

The second floor sign reads:

Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love kids.

The third floor sign reads:

Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, and are
extremely good looking.

"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.

She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads:

Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop- dead
good looking and help with the housework.

"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"
Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads:

Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop- dead
gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak.

She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign
reads:

Floor 6 - You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor. There are no men on
this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible
to please.

Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch your step as you
exit the building, and have a nice day!

 

[Peart]

I agree with mental. But now, a joke.

Theres this guy whos really down on his luck, a failure as some may say. So one morning he's strolling along kicking a can as he goes, when he happens accross a door with a sign on it that read "this way to success".

"never seen this before" thought the man "**** it im such a loser im gonna try this ****"

So he goes into the door and finds himself in a room with a good looking woman, who says "you can stay here and **** me, but if you go through the next door you'll get to success"

The man's tempted, but he figured he really needed a break, so he went on through the next door where he is greeted by an even better looking woman, who tells him "we can either stay and ****, or you can go on through that door and get to success"

The man says "i would love to **** you but i really need some success". So hes goes on through to the next door.

There is the best looking woman he's ever seen, this is like Ms Universe only 100000 x hotter, a real smokin hot girl. She says "hey there, you can **** me if you like, but go right through that door and you'll get to success"

The man makes his choice, he goes through the door where hes greeted by a hideous ageing fat man. The fat man gets up and says "hi, I'm sess!"

 

[urbanfox]

Ye... mine was better.

 

[Robert]

lal @ sess

Seriously hammy tell her straight you dont want to end up with moobs!

 

[Peart]

Ye... mine was better.

Your punchline is like 3 lines long and even has a redundant bolt on at the end, you couldnt tell that **** in a social situation.

 

[Blaminator]

you're so fat that when you jump you get stuck

 

[Sawell]

Is your girlfriend fat? As if not why would she try to make you fat...LOL IMO I think you looking good :P

oo BTW nice eyes

/Mia x

Nah, she's fine. But in a few years if this keeps up... who knows :/. Thank you ^^.

Thanks to everyone else for the advice, and some quality jokes... I have brought it up with her before but it never really seems to produce any results, I think I'm just gonna hit the gym more and burn off the crap I eat rather than trying to stop eating it all together.

 

[Atomicide]

Nah, she's fine. But in a few years if this keeps up... who knows :/. Thank you ^^.

Thanks to everyone else for the advice, and some quality jokes... I have brought it up with her before but it never really seems to produce any results, I think I'm just gonna hit the gym more and burn off the crap I eat rather than trying to stop eating it all together.

Stopping eating is THE WORST thing you could do in this scenario. The problem with going on a diet is that fact your body assumes there' no food available and decides to store extra food as fat becase it doesnt know when its next substantial meal will be available.

Also, if you diet, your girlfriend will wonder wtf the problem is, and probably get worse than she is now. My girlfriend said the basic reason they do this is because they like to look after you. She's nopt trying to get you fat on purpose, women are just weird.

Also, by exercising to keep weight off, you also move fat around your body, which in turn keeps you in propotion, and also increases your metabolic rate, meaning you can eat even more, and it wont increase your fat as it will burn up much faster than normal.