Happy slapping incident.

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bestbet

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If she had a **** up her frock it certainly didnt belong to her if you get me..but thats no reason for you to get involved.

Infact after reading both your posts id say you had the maturity level of a 6 year old - maybe less.

And of course its so funny i got attacked..i didnt get beaten up..minus a few bruises and cuts im fine - unlike two of the chavvys.

Idiot.
Bet you feel hard for beating up children.

EDIT - Perfect for you now Lol,Sado.
 
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elohelMeight

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Last night i was walking a lady home through a local park after a date.

All was going well but she was a little chilly so i lent her my jacket..she appreciated this gesture and kissed me.

Next thing i hear is some prepubecent shouting

'oi missus give me some of that'

and some inane laughing.

Disgusted i about turn and theres about 12 chavs on their bikes all adorning hoods and the like. Angered i shouted '**** off, whats this the 5-11 club' and walked off.

Next thing i know ive been jumped on by four or five of them and punched and kicked..whilst one mug filmed it...much may i add to the lovely ladies dismay.

After taking a bit of a beating i thought nah whats this all about and proceeded to fight back. This i thought was the clever thing to do..but alas i was wrong..as it just prevoked more of them to get involved. Incited by the fact this was happening i went psycho and ended up bloodying 4 of them, one of them with the phone he was using to film it repeatedly bouncing it off his skull.

This got them and the ones who i hadnt managed to punch cycled off.

When the dust had settled i ended up in a police van with 2 of the chavs whilst the other two ended up going to hospital for laserations to the head and one with sever concusion.

After a regard at the CCTV footage i was released without further charges and the 4 'lads' are still being questioned.

So the moral of this story is If your a chav who think its sehr hilarious to happy slap people, then take heed..as it can and will back fire..and even if this story isnt enough evidence there are bigger stronger people then me out there.

Merry christmas!

Tbh, i have browsed through, and, i would believe that some people on these forums could take 5 or 6 lads. But, we have all seen the pics of you, and you my son would not of had a chance... even against 10 year olds.
 

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Tbh, i have browsed through, and, i would believe that some people on these forums could take 5 or 6 lads. But, we have all seen the pics of you, and you my son would not of had a chance... even against 10 year olds.

Little minges like you who make assumptions pretty much speak for themselves, i gaurentee if you got a bit of retaliation from anyone you'd **** your knickers and run crying to mummy that a man tried to rape you.

Now, its almost midnight, isnt it time daddy called into your room, which as we all know is the source of your angst.

Faggot.
 

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Lol can he though? are you sure she didnt have a c*ck up her frok? Also just because you cant get a date doesnt give you reason to post nab

I can say this one thing about you, your consistent, shame that its consistent failing though.

Tbh, i have browsed through, and, i would believe that some people on these forums could take 5 or 6 lads. But, we have all seen the pics of you, and you my son would not of had a chance... even against 10 year olds.

Don't even think about trying to argue, you have already lost every arguement you will have ever, and will ever be involved in.
 

elohelMeight

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Little minges like you who make assumptions pretty much speak for themselves, i gaurentee if you got a bit of retaliation from anyone you'd **** your knickers and run crying to mummy that a man tried to rape you.

Now, its almost midnight, isnt it time daddy called into your room, which as we all know is the source of your angst.

Faggot.

I've never started a fight. But i don't let anyone boy me.

Also. Shows how mature you are really. You are acting more 'chav' than me, talking about people's dad's. I'm not even going to retaliate, as i will then be lowered to your level.
 

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I've never started a fight. But i don't let anyone boy me.

Also. Shows how mature you are really. You are acting more 'chav' than me, talking about people's dad's. I'm not even going to retaliate, as i will then be lowered to your level.


CHOKE, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, CHOKE

ps. CHOKE.
 

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I've never started a fight. But i don't let anyone boy me.

Also. Shows how mature you are really. You are acting more 'chav' than me, talking about people's dad's. I'm not even going to retaliate, as i will then be lowered to your level.

Dude you were dragged up serveral "levels" lower than people that give blow jobs for crack. So actually being "higher" than anyone is impossible.
 

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Dude you were dragged up serveral "levels" lower than people that give blow jobs for crack. So actually being "higher" than anyone is impossible.

There is no crack in his yard, the closest they can get to it is baking soda, the rest is up to their imagination, which is fueled by the wild sexual dreams their parents keep telling them they had.
 

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There is no crack in his yard, the closest they can get to it is baking soda, the rest is up to their imagination, which is fueled by the wild sexual dreams their parents keep telling them they had.

Actually baking soda is considered a delicacy in his "yard", the "street" coke they use is the chippings off pebble dashed houses, which they then grind down off curbstones to reproduce the "crack" effect, they sometimes leave little stubs to reproduce the "rocks" effect.

Id love to see a documentary on hated1 and his yard, would make for some damn fine television.
 

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Actually baking soda is considered a delicacy in his "yard", the "street" coke they use is the chippings off pebble dashed houses, which they then grind down off curbstones to reproduce the "crack" effect, they sometimes leave little stubs to reproduce the "rocks" effect.

Id love to see a documentary on hated1 and his yard, would make for some damn fine television.

It would basically be a shot of a wang penetrating a throat, and they would leave in disgust. Its probably already available on the internet.
 

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Lol can he though? are you sure she didnt have a c*ck up her frok? Also just because you cant get a date doesnt give you reason to post nab
Even on the off chance that she did, it was still a date, so where is your point?

Tbh, i have browsed through, and, i would believe that some people on these forums could take 5 or 6 lads. But, we have all seen the pics of you, and you my son would not of had a chance... even against 10 year olds.
People can surprise you. Your just annoyed cos your fellow chavs got owned.
 
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