how to be as cool as me

[BountieHunter]

Because every post you make is complete and utter ****.
You have a think about it and we'll leave it at that k?

:bbcguy: Suck dick pls. kthxbye

 

[Biohazard]

Your BMI must be crazy looking at your pic, 3 years of that kinda excercise... would have thought you would lose more body fat. Re-think your daily intake?

Sorry to shrink that big'ed of yours, but you're not buff. Not yet anyway.

I lost over 4 stone in a year and a bit, and after only a couple of months of resistance work I can see tone, mind you my body fat is worryingly low now. Would have thought football counted as your CV, but if you're doing this 3 hours a day 5 hours a week for 3 years... pmsl, you must have an intake of like 5,000 calories a day?

I don't see how you can justify that programme.

That is great....too bad my work-out isn't suppose to get me buff - you retard. I couldt care less how I look, I care about my strength and speed. Which has drasticcly improved over the last 3 years along with the amount of body fat I have actually lost. And no, I don't eat 5,000 calories, I eat healthy, and I eat carbs - because carbs give energy.

Bench Press Max = 315 LBS/141,75 KG
Squat Max = 495 LBS/222.75 KG

I hope I did the conversion right. >.<

own3d. lolz.

Degrading effects of catabolism will show in later years to come, 1 hour 15 minutes is the maximum amount of time you should spend doing intense weight training, and 2 workout sessions a day, thats ok, so long as you don't over do it, I tried out twice a day for a week, once in the morning, once in the evening, it was waay too much, but in that week i increased my weights by at least 2kg in each excersize.

anyway, im just trying to give you advice, it's your body after all

By body is used to it, and Yeah - I get sore ALOT. I have had shin splits off and on over the past few weeks, but it's all good. =] It's not like I wieght train the entire time, maybe about 1 hour of the session I will, I mostly do agility work.

 

[MentaL]

when did this topic turn out to be a competition about strengh?

 

[Biohazard]

When I called you fat.

 

[MentaL]

dispite me being taller than u and allot thinner? Anyways, i dont like playing these "internet" games, sure you play football in school, what about when you leave, what are you then??? Dont they make movie about people like that who always do stuff in school and are MR Popular, leave and then they work in a resturant and just waiter and stuff.

 

[Atomicide]

I can lift 1000KG wieghts while smoking 6 kinds of drugs, and driving a car/motorbike hybrid called a carterbike. Looks like im just an average LOMCNer.

LOL OK?

 

[-Bugzy-]

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[BountieHunter]

dispite me being taller than u and allot thinner? Anyways, i dont like playing these "internet" games, sure you play football in school, what about when you leave, what are you then??? Dont they make movie about people like that who always do stuff in school and are MR Popular, leave and then they work in a resturant and just waiter and stuff.

Just so you know, biohazard already is succesful, he was on tv the program 'Supersize Me' when they filmed in McDonalds they talked to him as he had a record of eating 10000 big macs.

 

[Biohazard]

dispite me being taller than u and allot thinner? Anyways, i dont like playing these "internet" games, sure you play football in school, what about when you leave, what are you then??? Dont they make movie about people like that who always do stuff in school and are MR Popular, leave and then they work in a resturant and just waiter and stuff.

lol....nice excuse. I actually plan on playing in college at a Div.1 University and hopefully into the NFL or a semi-professional league. So.... unch:

Just so you know, biohazard already is succesful, he was on tv the program 'Supersize Me' when they filmed in McDonalds they talked to him as he had a record of eating 10000 big macs.

Exactly, even though I havn't eaten McDonalds in quite some time. =) gg :mooned:

 

[Atomicide]

dispite me being taller than u and allot thinner? Anyways, i dont like playing these "internet" games, sure you play football in school, what about when you leave, what are you then??? Dont they make movie about people like that who always do stuff in school and are MR Popular, leave and then they work in a resturant and just waiter and stuff.

I believe the American techinical terms for these are "Bag boys" and "Burger flippers"

Personally i dont understand the American take on sports. They send their sports players to college (university) and make them take up places in classes they have no intrest in etc, just so they can have a shot at enhancing their sports career. Lets not kid ourselves here, most athletes are all or nothing, and they don't want to take advanced English, or Sociology, or any **** like that. On the other side of the coin, some guy might want tot take these classes, but cant because his space is taken by some guy who just wants to play in the NFL.

note: this is not a personal snipe at anyone in particular, i just think this system is kinda lose-lose. They should have sport's colleges like they do here in the UK.

 

[MentaL]

lol....nice excuse. I actually plan on playing in college at a Div.1 University and hopefully into the NFL or a semi-professional league.

Have no idea why you are being sarky for that comment, I hope you do well, i aint going to hate you for wanting to make something of your life, and for that, never think for any second either that your life is any more meaning full than mine, because after all, you are still in school while i left school four years ago.

It is a shame everything has to be a competition with everyone, its like..

Guy: Hi, i am 16 years old, i got the best car, i got the most fittest girl and you know what, i can afford anything.


then

Other guy: Yeah well, your dad smokes crack, your mom works in a brothal and your sister is really your brother.


Its just pathetic.

 

[BountieHunter]

lol....nice excuse. I actually plan on playing in college at a Div.1 University and hopefully into the NFL or a semi-professional league. So.... unch:




Exactly, even though I havn't eaten McDonalds in quite some time. =) gg :mooned:

Lier all american's are over weight.

 

[Blaminator]

By body is used to it, and Yeah - I get sore ALOT. I have had shin splits off and on over the past few weeks, but it's all good. =] It's not like I wieght train the entire time, maybe about 1 hour of the session I will, I mostly do agility work.

Aaah now I see, I thought you were intensly weight training for over 3 hours a day or something silly.

But that's k

 

[Stonehelm]

This thread sucks, i actually planned on posting a witty remark about not wanting to be as cool as mental, im just not gonna put the effort in now.

 

[Biohazard]

Have no idea why you are being sarky for that comment, I hope you do well, i aint going to hate you for wanting to make something of your life, and for that, never think for any second either that your life is any more meaning full than mine, because after all, you are still in school while i left school four years ago.

It is a shame everything has to be a competition with everyone, its like..

Guy: Hi, i am 16 years old, i got the best car, i got the most fittest girl and you know what, i can afford anything.


then

Other guy: Yeah well, your dad smokes crack, your mom works in a brothal and your sister is really your brother.


Its just pathetic.

i'm 17, i dont have a car. i live at home, i got 2 more years of school because United States government says i need 13 years of schooling, and than i get to go to college for 4+ years, i do have a girlfriend, and she isnt the fittest girl on the block but i still love her.

hooray.?

everyone is an equal......lolz.......u have the same chance as i do to be the president of the world as i do.....for shizzle? no competion m8...didnt mean to make it that way so yaaa...sorry? lolz...

Lier all american's are over weight.

Sterotype much?

Aaah now I see, I thought you were intensly weight training for over 3 hours a day or something silly.

But that's k

yaaa...if i wieght lifted for 3 hours straight for 5 days a week....id die in about a week...lolz. but thank u for ur concern, its nice to know i have a internetz lover. =)

 

[Sawell]

That is great....too bad my work-out isn't suppose to get me buff - you retard. I couldt care less how I look, I care about my strength and speed. Which has drasticcly improved over the last 3 years along with the amount of body fat I have actually lost. And no, I don't eat 5,000 calories, I eat healthy, and I eat carbs - because carbs give energy.

Bench Press Max = 315 LBS/141,75 KG
Squat Max = 495 LBS/222.75 KG

I hope I did the conversion right. >.<

own3d. lolz.



By body is used to it, and Yeah - I get sore ALOT. I have had shin splits off and on over the past few weeks, but it's all good. =] It's not like I wieght train the entire time, maybe about 1 hour of the session I will, I mostly do agility work.

Don't insult my intelligence.

Stop talking out of your ****ing arse. 3 hours at the gym is exercise regardless, plus your "football" training... plus you've supposedly been doing this for 3 years, 5 days a week... yet looking at your arms and gut all I can see is excess body fat.

You're full of all kinds of crap Bio, it's bad enough making up lies to try and get people to like you, but when you post your picture first you've got to be a bit ****ing realistic how far you weave the crap.

No-one gives a **** what you can lift in the first instance, and it's definitely not helped by the fact you lie so much.

You're probably a nice enough guy in real life, but if there's one thing I can't stand it's a liar... especially when it's done for attention.

 

[SykoWizard]

back on the thread this guitar any good, sold my fender guitar in last year of uni as i was absoulotly skint... wish i kept it now and just starved for a few months lol

ive always thought ur paying for quality with guitars so anything under £100 would be cack,,, ??? user reviews say its a nice guitar tho for the price

 

[BountieHunter]

i'm 17, i dont have a car. i live at home, i got 2 more years of school because United States government says i need 13 years of schooling, and than i get to go to college for 4+ years, i do have a girlfriend, and she isnt the fittest girl on the block but i still love her.

hooray.?

everyone is an equal......lolz.......u have the same chance as i do to be the president of the world as i do.....for shizzle? no competion m8...didnt mean to make it that way so yaaa...sorry? lolz...


Sterotype much?



yaaa...if i wieght lifted for 3 hours straight for 5 days a week....id die in about a week...lolz. but thank u for ur concern, its nice to know i have a internetz lover. =)

It depends which way you see it, i guess some people call themselfs 'big boned' cos they are fat and they look for an escuse.

 

[Biohazard]

Don't insult my intelligence.

Stop talking out of your ****ing arse. 3 hours at the gym is exercise regardless, plus your "football" training... plus you've supposedly been doing this for 3 years, 5 days a week... yet looking at your arms and gut all I can see is excess body fat.

You're full of all kinds of crap Bio, it's bad enough making up lies to try and get people to like you, but when you post your picture first you've got to be a bit ****ing realistic how far you weave the crap.

No-one gives a **** what you can lift in the first instance, and it's definitely not helped by the fact you lie so much.

You're probably a nice enough guy in real life, but if there's one thing I can't stand it's a liar... especially when it's done for attention.

Wow, learn to read? Haha....I said before and I will say it again....I only spend an hour or so in the wieght room and the rest doing AGILITY work....gg nubcake. =)

It depends which way you see it, i guess some people call themselfs 'big boned' cos they are fat and they look for an escuse.

Well I'm not making excuses because I'm not fat...so...ya....lolz.

 

[BountieHunter]

Wow, learn to read? Haha....I said before and I will say it again....I only spend an hour or so in the wieght room and the rest doing AGILITY work....gg nubcake. =)



Well I'm not making excuses because I'm not fat...so...ya....lolz.

McDonalds boy.:bounce: :brows: