I r Back!!!

[elohelMeight]

I see you have a picture of a baby on your signature, you ****ing paedophile. Also, for some reason you have the word "Standard" in white underneth, the problem is you spelt it "Standerd" you ****ing moron.

I demand this idiot be removed for paedophilia.

the baby is representing what i would do if i saw you, shank you in the fkin head.

 

[Stonehelm]

the baby is representing what i would do if i saw you, shank you in the fkin head.

What? wear nappy and kick him, i could see how that could strike the fear into any living being.

 

[DayWalker™]

His "child" which i sincerely doubt exists and is more than likely bull**** will undoubtedly grow up and ninja some item on a computer game, at which point the old.

Daywalker's kid: Yeah i stole it and i ****ed your mum LOL
Some guy: yeah well i ****ed your dad
Daywalker's kid: My dad's dead you idiot, and im going through male pregnancy

situation will occur.

Edit: Since he isnt married to the mother of said child, I can say legally and truthfully that his child is a Bastard. Word has been used in the correct context it was intended to be used for = No Warning.

What an immature ****ing asshole, the fact you say my child doesnt exist, when blatently he does.

Who brought computer games into it? it just show's you spend too much time playing in the virtual word that you dont have a clue about real life, 'omg ninja an itemmsss' Grow the **** up prick.

SO to prove your whole post wrong and to show you just made yourself look like an ass here's my baby boy : First scan is 12 weeks, the second is 20 weeks.

Also the fact your going to be a member of the Police force in britain just shows what absolute Idiots they recruit.

Originally Posted by Peart
I remember this DayWalker guy. The forum was in general agreement that his child was the result of the old "poke holes in yer mates condoms" prank, and that he is going to ruin his life forever since he will need to give up education and spend all his time and money raising his doomed child. Well I prefer "accident" to "child", but you get my meaning.

The fact you havent had sex may be the reason you have a childish view on children, now f off brown nose.

Stan

 

[Blaminator]

that doesn't prove you're a father

 

[DayWalker™]

that doesn't prove you're a father

Think what you want, but ive just proved him wrong.

Stan

 

[Blaminator]

that doesn't prove you're a father

Think what you want, but ive just proved him wrong.

Stan

oh yeah, good job there :tard:

when did you take the picture, and what camera do you have?

 

[AtomSlap]

Can i just say one of the most "descent" things said in a while on this thread...

Gratz DW

 

[Atomicide]

Think what you want, but ive just proved him wrong.

Stan

HEY EVERYONE LOOK, IM GOING TO BE A DAD, THIS PICTURE PROOFS IT LOL, YEW ARE ALL WRONG!!!!!!!

2 pictures of a scan mean **** all, A picture of you holding the scan and a peice of paper saying "LOMCN proof" would be far far better. Despite the fact your scans could be faked, i generally dont care.

After all is said and done, even if Im wrong about you becoming a father, and I hope im not wrong cos that child is ****ed if I am, I can still gleefully point out that your child is a Bastard.

You will be known as "Daywalker, Father of the LOMCN Bastard Child"

Anyway, Im sure you should have better things to do with your time than hang around on LOMCN, im sure the financial windfall the child will bring in the form of a government cheque wont claim itself.

Talk to you later, Bastard Dad.

 

[Atomicide]

Can i just say one of the most "descent" things said in a while on this thread...

Gratz DW

Descent? as in "There was a steep Descent down the side of the mountain"

I agree, this is one of the most downward slope things ever said on LOMCN ever, unless you meant his comment was about the act of descending. Hmmm..... **** off.

 

[Peart]

The fact you havent had sex may be the reason you have a childish view on children, now f off brown nose.

Stan

:lol::lol:

Anyway, if your kid actually is real you might want to consider putting him up for adoption, becuase you are not fit to be a father.

 

[Blaminator]

Peart gets more sex than anyone i know

 

[DayWalker™]

Descent? as in "There was a steep Descent down the side of the mountain"

I agree, this is one of the most downward slope things ever said on LOMCN ever, unless you meant his comment was about the act of descending. Hmmm..... **** off.

Why would i lie about a baby? why would i want to do that?

You'll see in 2 week's or so, ill show you some more photo's of me and my baby.

@Blam

You and peart are defo's Virgin's come back when you've seen some real pussy and not on BB pron, faggot's.

Stan

 

[Blaminator]

Why would i lie about a baby? why would i want to do that?

You'll see in 2 week's or so, ill show you some more photo's of me and my baby.

@Blam

You and peart are defo's Virgin's come back when you've seen some real pussy and not on BB pron, faggot's.

Stan

I may not have had sex but i could **** you up.

peart, well he's no virgin i can tell you that

also, what the hell is BB porn?

 

[Robert]

Blam get it right the kid is trying to be cool, and therefore its pron.

There is nothing wrong with being a virgin, i know people that saved it for that special someone and i wish i had done the same thing.

ANYBODY who thinks people who still retain their virginity are to be subjected to jokes and what not have small willies.

 

[Peart]

Anything you say, Stan. I know for you having sex is some massive event that happens perhaps once every century, but for some of us it isnt quite such a rare occurence, and we're not immature enough to brag about it and make fun of others for being virgins.

 

[Atomicide]

Anything you say, Stan. I know for you having sex is some massive event that happens perhaps once every century, but for some of us it isnt quite such a rare occurence, and we're not immature enough to brag about it and make fun of others for being virgins.

I concur, if i was going to be a dad, i'd honestly be smart enough not to post it on here, EVER. If I really wanted to tell people, i'd tell them privately on MSN rather than announce my news on here.

Being a dad doesn't make you anything special, and its not like you can claim to be the proud dad cos from what ive been told and read, you sat claiming how it was going to **** up your life and stuff.

Still one of the best things about this thread is how your apparently trying to torment me by pointing out im joining the police and obviously that means the police take on idiots.... Just so you know, I don't actually go around doing this to anyone and everyone, only idiots.

 

[Robert]

Anything you say, Stan. I know for you having sex is some massive event that happens perhaps once every century, but for some of us it isnt quite such a rare occurence, and we're not immature enough to brag about it and make fun of others for being virgins.

Quoted for the truth.

 

[Blaminator]

I am the best

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[DayWalker™]

What a bunch of idiot's, you all need live's really.

Being a virgin is nothing to be proud of, being a dad is though but no, none of you would know that feeling and probablly never will.

@peart

Once every century, really i bet your a virgin.

Stan

 

[Sawell]

Being a virgin is nothing to be proud of.

Yes, yes it is.

being a dad is though but no, none of you would know that feeling and probablly never will.

Maybe you should read up on the circle of life and a lifeform's main priority.

I really do hope your kid gets taken from you, you're a ****ing idiot.