101,001 gold on P Server.
I'll also chuck in my tele ring, my para ring, my teleportation ring, my healing ring, my protection ring, my gold ring, my horn ring, my ring, my base dress (M & F, my steel armour, my dragons robe, my lightsaber, my ds, my dss, my dsss, my dssssssss and my dssssssssssssssss (both very very very rare), my gold necklace, my bronze neckless, my Dragon Ring, my Empire Stricks Back DVD, my LOTR DVD set, my underwear, my top, a lock of my hair, some snot, a stroke from my own hand, a slap, 2gold, and my interface, and my login screen, and my password, and my email address, and my first name, and my LOMCN forum username.
How does that sound?