Online Dating

[Robert]

Oh my...I joined a dating website this week.

I have learnt some valuable lessons that I can share with my LOMCN brethrin:

1. Bubbly - Means Fat, mouth like a foghorn and less qualifications then your Grandma (because she was busy with the war).
2. Nice eyes - Means she is fat and had nothing else to write about.
3. "If you can't accept me at my worst then you don't deserve me at my best" - this is used by...psycho types. I mean how is that an advert for anyone?
4. DON'T take the profile picture to mean anything.
5. If she messages you more than once with no reply...block her.

Just some friendly tips for all of you single brethrin out there.

Happy Dating!

 

[Tai]

It's all gospel.

+1

 

[Skyline]

Curvy is my best one.

Basically means fat, but I don't think I'm fat.

Curvy girl:

Not curvy:

 

[daneo1989]

Curvy is my best one.

Basically means fat, but I don't think I'm fat.

Curvy girl:

Not curvy:

Hmm i was drinkin some water when reading you post, thought the curvy girl is very good looking till i scrolled down and spat the water out my trap.

 

[^G0trex]

Watch out for Tai, he likes to pose as a female in "your local area" then turns up as himself. Very upsetting

 

[Violent]

Skyline I told you not to put that pic of me on here!!!

 

[Koriban]

Watch out for Tai, he likes to pose as a female in "your local area" then turns up as himself. Very upsetting

It started out as a mistake, but now I just can't get enough of Tai's quick flings.

 

[Tai]

YOLO


x

 

[Robert]

I'm meeting someone Friday - AMG!!!

 

[^G0trex]

I'm meeting someone Friday - AMG!!!

Bet its Tai.

If not... Pics or Shens!









If Tai... Pics anyway

 

[SmavidDavid]

I'm meeting someone Friday - AMG!!!

Where you meeting her?? surely all the girls in your local area are pale faced polish or 23 with 8 kids?

 

[Tai]

I'm meeting someone Friday - AMG!!!

What's his name?

 

[Pottsy]

Lol I joined up to one for moral support for a friend of mine....wound up meeting a fantastic girl actually as the opportunity came up....that was 3 years ago and still together

But admittedly there are some complete retards on them lol

 

[^G0trex]

Where you meeting her?? surely all the girls in your local area are pale faced polish or 23 with 8 kids?

James Turner Street?

 

[Robert]

You are all ****s, specially you Smavid!!

I'm taking her to goodwood! If it goes tits up i'll upload pics.

 

[SmavidDavid]

You are all ****s, specially you Smavid!!

I'm taking her to goodwood! If it goes tits up i'll upload pics.

Fml! I nearly worked 5mins from there. Lots of places to bury a body - good choice

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You are all ****s, specially you Smavid!!

I'm taking her to goodwood! If it goes tits up i'll upload pics.

Good choice lots of fields to bury the body - you going to the race course or a little pub/restaurant?

 

[Robert]

Fml! I nearly worked 5mins from there. Lots of places to bury a body - good choice

What social media options do you have? We need to talk sexy ****.

 

[SmavidDavid]

What social media options do you have? We need to talk sexy ****.

I got rapebook and sex-kype

 

[DevilsKnight]

Have done a lot worse......


Dk

 

[SmavidDavid]

Have done a lot worse......


Dk

Im here for you bro... Its a path i never hope i have to take