Post your poems here...

[duckanddive]

Fony as chrome and a mirage to the untrained eye,
im writing a poem now to bring the attension high,
i will write until i can think no more and yet i have no real skill,
maybe if i went to my english lessons ide get a cheap thrill

woffles.

 

[SLiM3000]

the mafia are all chavs,
they walk and talk like chavs.
They are all chavs,
because i call them chavs.

the end.

 

[Colonel]

loving the siggy duckndive

 

[duckanddive]

haha awesome, make sure to quote - wrote by MentaL (off in bath)

 

[Zidio]

the mafia are all chavs,
they walk and talk like chavs.
They are all chavs,
because i call them chavs.

the end.

im guessing your quite cool irl?

 

[SLiM3000]

Im bord
slims poems
suck suck
but after
then i read on
the poems suck more
i own.

This poem was really from the heart

you own **** kk's?
:ghug: ****, now that was really from the heart.

Salad salad quite contrary,
how does your garden grow.
With a handful of minsterls
and a bush full of tinsils,
you really are a **** fo sho.

 

[Pebble]

<3 Kud.

 

[Vannaroth]

roary as in filled with fire

Adding a 'y' to the end of a verb doesnt make it an adjective

also mace is going to the wall with his army (guild)

no hes not, according to the middle 2 stanzas hes in some room, he cant be in two places at once

Flickering books, switching from book to book...

all the fire imagery used makes you immediately assume the books are aflame

duckanddive, wow man, thats exactly the kind of thing i was going for when i made this sig :O

 

[SLiM3000]

Yup0r im ub0r cool0r, i even have my own chess-set

 

[Salad]

you own **** kk's?
:ghug: ****, now that was really from the heart.

Salad salad quite contrary,
how does your garden grow.
With a handful of minsterls
and a bush full of tinsils,
you really are a **** fo sho.

I used no abuse in my post yet you abused me. Mr Beefy it is plain that you are on that account grow up child.


Slim slim
your poems
suck get
over it
ok? ok?
once you
realise this
you might
become less
abusive.

best poem ever

 

[SLiM3000]

hes in sabuk palace room if you followed, jeez.

 

[SLiM3000]

my poems suck rofl?

you gotta get a life.

 

[Vannaroth]

how could i follow?

Terrible continuity and vague description of location and perpose. I could go on about the word choice itself but I dont see the point.

 

[Colonel]

the mafia are all chavs,
they walk and talk like chavs.
They are all chavs,
because i call them chavs.

the end.

few questions, do u wear tracky bottoms? do u were jumpers with hoods? do u were tracky jackets? do u wear white trainers?

 

[Salad]

my poems suck rofl?

you gotta get a life.

If i did not have a life how am i posting? Strange isnt it

 

[Skyline]

-- skyline

i am skyline,
cry cry.

Im loving the attention

 

[duckanddive]

figured u would lol, anyways..


Skyline is my name and im fast as an ox,
you see this lambergini going past, oh look i have no sox.
Maybe its true that i wish to be a football manager,
the game is tied right now, this lambergini just got faster.

bleh i cba no more.

 

[Blaminator]

Yeah yeah.
ASP PHP Computer nerd hustlin'
old school hacker with my punch cards rustlin'
all these other rappers are a dime a dozen
im like a tesla coil boy i keep on buzzin'
bullet proof vest, i got a pocket protector
i know all the angles calculate the vector
smart and deadly like hannibal lector
feel the wrath of khan when im in your sector
im a star wars buff and i use the force
i got the rpg but thats par for the course
play magic tap mana i show no remorse
RIP Auron hes back in the source
cause geeks don't die we just decompile
we don't decompose cause that's not our style
i be sittin' in the park playin chess with y'all
cause i suck real bad playing basketball
i pick fights on the net just to show im tough
but if you get in my face i cant tell you enough
im a digital thug for a reason
but dont think i aint got triggers im squeezing
***** you know that noobs are always in season
so rofl it up cause ima stop your breathin'
aint the first time a hater been brought to the beach
and if i aint pulled your credit im gonna **** up your speech
gonnta take away your voice and your 0day leech
cause im an oper in this game IRC now preach
all you LOMCN faggots be singing IRL
but ill choke them darkside like im a hater
wanna ban this blaminator now?
one ring on the banana phone the site goes down
i got russians with botnets the size of alaska
and i'll drop the whole net, im a multi tasker
lomcn well ***** who asked ya?
i'll beat you down cause im the master
so y'all poor faggots just IRL
my rhymes my site my mp3


Word.

 

[kud125]

There was a young woman from Ealing
Who had the most peculiar feeling...
So she lay on her back...
Opened her crack...
And pissed all over the ceiling

sure its not my poem, but i felt left out, not pissing all over this thread.


<3PebbleSex.

 

[Colonel]

whered u copy n pasta tht rap from blam? lol